Gayest Jokes/Comebacks

[AllEN]

yea there are many gay jokes and comebacks
but the ones that i especially hate are
your mom jokes and when ppl say ur moms as a come back
so yea what do you think are the gayest jokes/comebacks

 

[D= its sam!!]

i use your mum jokes, but only because it will anoy people, witch i what you want from a comback really. lmfao

but srsly i only do it for a laff

i don't real like any comebacks lmao

 

[Jordan Jasa]

i use your mum jokes, but only because it will anoy people, witch i what you want from a comback really. lmfao

but srsly i only do it for a laff

i don't real like any comebacks lmao

yea, i say that stuff at random times, like:

"dude look at the guy with crazy hair"
"your mom has crazy hair"

yea, i'm an idiot haha.

 

[yakscoot125]

haha jordan i do the same thing

 

[skatescoot31]

when people are gay and dont go 2 seconds without replying to u with "thats what she said"

 

[skylerforreal]

^^^^^^^^^
Im gonna fess up and say i do that but only when its appropiate to do so. Not like can i have some chips and then say thats what she said but like something along the lines of.... Give it to me harder and then say thats what she said. ETC.

 

[Corey]

i always say..."AND you're ugly" after anytime i insult someone or just for the hell of it with no warning ahah

 

[Jon Reyes]

Jon Reyes wrote ...

haha i just laughed so hard i woke up my dog, now he's stairing at me like" thank god, i was having a nightmare that i was corey winard.

LMAO

 

[mat]

"aaaw your so cute when your angry"

i use this on skaters, but its only good in the right situation

 

[tastyscoot]

it has to be a spark thing nothing too thought of then its good

EDIT: i know this guy that just say "IN A PLANE" after everythig.
EXAMPLE: " HMM i just finished my home work" IN A PLANE

 

[team_punishment]

gaylord!!

 

[dre]

that's what she said..

 

[Eric Magray]

anyone who says "thats what she said" gets mollywapped on the spot.

 

[russian serjey]

i got some racist jokes....

why do black people have white palms and feet?
becuase they were on all 4's when god spray painted them

why are black people getting stronger?
becuase TV's are getting bigger

why are balck people getting talled?
becuase their (k)NE(e)-GROS(e)

 

[ridescoot14]

i hate that also ones like "your face"

 

[me1]

"What's up?"
"The sky"

Stupid tards...

 

[Jon Reyes]

lame.

 

[Kenny O.]

Any comeback is gay unless its a fist to the jaw with a side of fuck you.

 

[Corey]

^^ boo.

telling a person they suck is pretty funny...just like "you suck dude"...nothing specific yet so effective..."its not that we dont like you, its not that ur not good at it, its just....you suck."

 

[Jon Reyes]

more like a "you suck at life"