Gayest Jokes/Comebacks

[russian serjey]

dude your dumb
your moms dumb

your dumb
i know you are but what am i?

 

[Hep Greg]

more like a "you suck at life"

NOOOOO, JON.

 

[Andy Rhode]

just telling people that they were an accident.. lol

 

[coin]

so is your face
i love that cause it so stupid

 

[Tristan Mathews]

i got this off a show....
if a fat person insults you
"you got something on ya chin..."
they wipe their chin
"no your other one"

eeeeh im not the person lolz

 

[zprestoe]

i use your mum jokes, but only because it will anoy people, witch i what you want from a comback really. lmfao

but srsly i only do it for a laff

i don't real like any comebacks lmao

yea, i say that stuff at random times, like:

"dude look at the guy with crazy hair"
"your mom has crazy hair"

yea, i'm an idiot haha.

thats what i doo
everyone hates itt..


orr my fav one is
thats what she said..
eg

person 1: ahh i had a good sleep last night
person 2: thats what she said

 

[Matt Ogle]

i got this off a show....
if a fat person insults you
"you got something on ya chin..."
they wipe their chin
"no your other one"

eeeeh im not the person lolz

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL im using that soon

 

[nickloves2ride]

example

omg you're so gay..
respond: you wish.

it works with everything

 

[me1]

If somebody asks you a question say something retarded that has nothing to do with the question asked so they forget about the question they asked and nothing happens. I like to say "its on the fridge" because it makes no sense in any conversation unless you are looking for something, in which case they will go check on the fridge and you should run away.

 

[AX3D]

"What's up?"
"the sky"

"What's up?"
"your peenis"

worst one ever

 

[Aaron]

Whatever someone calls you, agree.
There is nothing to say back to it
E.g.
Someguy - Your a dickkhead!
You - Sure am

 

[pat01]

my friend he's weird right
whenever the other person goes so wheres your comeback
my friend goes i can't get my comeback it's already on your mum

 

[jacksongross]

i got some racist jokes....

why do black people have white palms and feet?
becuase they were on all 4's when god spray painted them

why are black people getting stronger?
becuase TV's are getting bigger

why are balck people getting talled?
becuase their (k)NE(e)-GROS(e)

lol reminds me of one my friend made up:
what do you get when a black guy gets run over by a truck?
tar.

 

[JackDillon]

"puncha ya in the head" and "ya mum" are some preety commen ones.

 

[yamum99]

This is not really a comeback or anything, but find it funny.
Say you're on the phone to someone and you've like finished talking to the or need to go, or something. You say "you know what sound a truck maks when it reverses?"
Then they'll say "what?"
Then you hang up an it makes that tone.

 

[jacksongross]

dude..i thought that was funny when i was about 6 so you must be pretty immature..

 

[billyrox]

me: go away little kid stop snaking me.
him: go suck a dumb.
lmao

 

[yamum99]

can you please take me out fo your team names, im no longer in it. thanks.

 

[billyrox]

i did
i just forgot 2