girls

[Tom6]

Mike lee wrote...
drop the mack bomb on her.

why are you asking a bunch of kids who ride scooters on a forum for advice with girls? get on that tv show the pickup artist or some shit.

Already answered mike,They want almighty advice from the god Kenneth postwhore Owens!

 

[nolan]

I remeber when someone asked me if i was a virgin.

i had the greatest response

"Well scooters arent the only things i ride."

 

[Jake Carlyon]

what else do you ride.. horses?

 

[JAM3S]

Hahaha.

 

[danielwarwick]

why the fuck would you wanna go asking personal questions on a scooter site of people you dont know?

post count goes up. and alot of the kids with a bunch of posts are seen as good riders. i know..its dumb but whatever.

edit: let me rephrase, "alot of the kids with a bunch of posts are seen as good riders by noobs."

That seriously must mean im fucking god to these kids. Lemme see, ALL NOOBS, send me 5$ each in the mail and youll get really good at scootering.

fuck her.

coming from you? go hug your girlfriend <33

I don't have a girlfriend <3.

 

[Kenny O.]

Dont ruin my jokes.

 

[Eric Magray]

we know dan, thats why it was funny

 

[mat]

"are you a virgin?"
"yes"
"haha, prude"

 

[CodyChirichiello]

"are you a virgin?"
"yes"
"haha, prude"

haha. yeah it goes two ways.

"are you a virgin?"
"yes"
"haha, prude"

"are you a virgin?"
"no"
"haha, slut"

 

[Hep Greg]

theres 4 girls on sr, kelly, shelby, alisha, and matt dibble.

hahahahahahahaha this actually made me laugh alot. thank you =]

 

[Tristan Mathews]

what else do you ride.. horses?

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! siggy

 

[paddy_h16]

hahahaha this thread made me rofl all over the place

 

[AX3D]

edit: let me rephrase, "alot of the kids with a bunch of posts are seen as good riders by noobs."

WOO!

 

[T*West]

"are you a virgin?"
"yes"
"haha, prude"

haha. yeah it goes two ways.

"are you a virgin?"
"yes"
"haha, prude"

"are you a virgin?"
"no"
"haha, slut"

thats when you say "i dont kiss and tell"
it works either way.

and jonah... smash her twat.

 

[kardes]

what else do you ride.. horses?

roflmao!!1

 

[lloyd]

when you pass by on your scooter, ask her if she wants to ride on your handle bars. It always works

haha, what better advice could you get?