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Matt Dibble

M3MB3R
Staff member
So i forgot/procrastinated a whole book report till the ngiht before it was due.

Started it at around 5pm. and by started i mean went online and found the summary/analysis of book. read through that, took like an hour. There is a lot to get in the book lol.

ate dinner and such from 6-7 ish

started actual thing at 8. im going on page 4 now of it, and its 2:30 in the morning. I plan on finishing the whole thing tonight. That puts me at about 6 pages when complete I'd say.

If i went to sleep RIGHT now, id be waking up in 4 hours, woo!

good thing i only have 4 more pages of work to do on this book report! yay!

<3 no one!

english less than slash three
even though im in college english too lol.
 

me1

Member
I always end up not doing mine until the next day in social studies. I sit in the corner and just copy stuff. 3 assignments done in there today.
 

P4RK3R

Member
Pirate Alex said:
Dude you suck, learn how to bs stuff better. I can do a decent essay in no time if I need to.
essays are the hardest
but other than that, i can bs everything, ive given some (druggie) kids excuses that got them to go sleep in the nurses office or go home for the day, as an excused absence.
 

Brian Boston

I got myself banned.
Pirate Alex said:
Dude you suck, learn how to bs stuff better. I can do a decent essay in no time if I need to.
Yeah forreal. In highschool i used to procrastinate allll night when the paper was due the next day, than when i really wanted to goto sleep i would just bang it out in like 25 minutes and end up getting like a 90 on the paper.

parker said:
Pirate Alex said:
Dude you suck, learn how to bs stuff better. I can do a decent essay in no time if I need to.
essays are the hardest
but other than that, i can bs everything, ive given some (druggie) kids excuses that got them to go sleep in the nurses office or go home for the day, as an excused absence.
fucking retarded. if your gonna go home for the day, just fucking cut class, none of that bitch nurse shit. i only went to the school nurse once in my life and its because i passed out in the middle of class haha.
 

P4RK3R

Member
^^ me too.
it was because of... an anxiety attack.

but its better to get an excused absence because you dont have to take finals if you have no absences, good grades, and no ISS, SAC, SDH, or OSS
 

gil_

Steel Member
Brian Boston said:
Pirate Alex said:
Dude you suck, learn how to bs stuff better. I can do a decent essay in no time if I need to.
Yeah forreal. In highschool i used to procrastinate allll night when the paper was due the next day, than when i really wanted to goto sleep i would just bang it out in like 25 minutes and end up getting like a 90 on the paper.

parker said:
Pirate Alex said:
Dude you suck, learn how to bs stuff better. I can do a decent essay in no time if I need to.
essays are the hardest
but other than that, i can bs everything, ive given some (druggie) kids excuses that got them to go sleep in the nurses office or go home for the day, as an excused absence.
fucking retarded. if your gonna go home for the day, just fucking cut class, none of that bitch nurse shit. i only went to the school nurse once in my life and its because i passed out in the middle of class haha.

i still dont understand how you just, cut class, ive done that once and the next day they called me down to the office and like interrogated me for it. so i just told em i was sick in the bathroom. but i ended up getting a saturday detention lol
 

Brian Boston

I got myself banned.
Theres really no point in doing it. Leaving to goto the nurse is bitchshit. Just sit though class. I cut class like 3 times in highschool when it was guaranteed i wouldn't get caught. If you have the balls to cut you have the balls to deal with the consequences if you get caught. Sitting through class for an hour or whatever isn't gonna kill you.
 

felinaferoz

The name is Margaret
yeah last year i had some where around 150 detentions, and i ended the year with 25 unfinished.
the dean got so sick of me she wouldnt even talk to me when i was sent down to see her she had the secretary do it.

grant it i went to catholic school and i hated it so i didnt make too much of an effort.
i stopped going to math class and my teacher didnt really care if i was there or not, because at the very end i didnt do anything. no homework, i didnt fill out tests and i sat and drew shit the whole time. i got a 2% in the last quarter of that class :)
i have a long history in hating math and my math teachers not enjoying my company.
chemistry was a disaster too.

oh man and i had a nun for spanish and she HATED ME! she yelled at me to get out of her class and threw me out everyday [thats how i got like 30 of those detentions] she was an asshole though over worked and bitchy, she was ALWAYS right and you did not disagree with her no matter what, i told her off so many times where she couldnt fight back because she was dead wrong and resorted into throwing me out and telling me i wasnt gonna go anywhere in life.

yeah they transferred me into another class.
which didnt turn out well either, because the new one lied about shit too me and she failed me and did something so ridiculous to save her own ass at the end of the year so she wouldnt get in trouble.
i got an 89 on the regents.

ps dont do any of that, grades dont matter in art school. you dont want to take remedial courses in college.

PPS i wasnt supposed to take math chem or spanish last year. i wanted to take art courses, but my guidance counselor told me i needed them for college.

moral of my story, im going to listen to my own damn self, because im going to the school i wanted.

that was long winded.
 

seankane

Member
Margaret said:
oh man and i had a nun for spanish and she HATED ME!

haha nuns. they were the best/worst part of catholic school. they tried to feed us so much shit about the bible and i always called me out on them when were wrong, i loved it. then they'd give me a detention for having the wrong color shirt on or something. damn nuns.
 

felinaferoz

The name is Margaret
ive always been around nuns but she was my first nun teacher.
she didnt even try to give me random detentions, she outright told me i was a lier all the time and gave me misconduct bull.

my freshman year i had a brother, and they threw him out because this girl said he was a perv.
"just because i cant eat off the menu doesnt mean i cant look"

best line ever.
he was cool guy.
 

Brian Boston

I got myself banned.
seankane said:
Margaret said:
oh man and i had a nun for spanish and she HATED ME!
then they'd give me a detention for having the wrong color shirt on or something. damn nuns.
Haha i used to get demerits for having a colored shirt on under my sweater, shirt, and tie. Brothers always gave me shit for it. Fuck them.
 

Matt Dibble

M3MB3R
Staff member
My english teacher sucks balls so hard haha.

I get my book report back (ended up being 8 pages) and it was a 93. i was decently stoked on it until she says "it could've been a 98, you just didnt state the climax of the story"

im like WTF. i included the entire climax thoroughly right here: and i pointed. She is like "Yeah i didnt say you didnt include it, i said you didnt state it.... you thoroughly described it but nowhere in it does it say that it is the climax of the book"

and by now im thinking WTFFFF! So i whip out her assignment sheet on the book report. I read it to her:

"Plot summary: include a thorough plot summary about the book. Be sure to include the climax of the story, failure to include the climax will result in the deduction of five points"

and i stay dead set on the word "include"... and it does NOT say you have to "state" the climax. If i would've added 3 words to my 8 page book report (those words being "the climax is") i would've gotten a 98 apparently.

so i went to like a head lady in office, she told me to have my mom call, and if it cant be resolved, talk to principle. i tried to to talk to the teacher after class (since in class before when i asked her she was obviously busy) more about it but she got defensive instantly and told me not to argue with her about her grading.
 
I don't mind school that much. In-school work is not that bad. But fuck homework. Seriously fuck it. I hate it soo much. Such a waste of time. I only do what I have to pass in. If it's just reading that we have to take notes on, and won't pass in, I'll forget about it. Essays I do, but I'll rarely study, unless it's something you absolutly can't BS, like a foreign language. In that case I make up a cheat sheet. "scan it, shrink it".
 
i do my home...well i try..i go on SR alot..but i have a B in math and in english and i got alot work at this time of year so i dotn have much time to ride..=[...and i want to keep thatr grade..although im in 7th grade and grades dont count yet..haqhahahaha
 

felinaferoz

The name is Margaret
Kenny Owens said:
My teacher is threatening me with court and juvi for 30 days if I keep ditching and not doing work, woohoo.


you cant fucking go to juvi for not showing up to school.


LOL i googled this apparently in BEAUMONT, CA its illegal HAAAAAAAAA
but they cant send you anywhere, they can fine you maybe.

"violate this code.

Juveniles in violation of the ordinance may be fined as much as $300 or be required to perform community service. Parents or legal guardians who violate the law will be fined as much as $1,000 or imprisoned in county jail for no more than three months."

tell her to suck a dick and ruin someone else's life.

^^^should i edit that.
 
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