STEP 1:
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees farenheit.
(actually preheat it you lazy fucks, don't just turn the knob and throw it in)
STEP 2:
When preheated, place your favorite DiGiorno brand frozen pizza onto the center rack directly of the oven.
STEP 3:
Set timer for 21 minutes! VERY IMPORTANT ITS EXACTLY 21. This allows for travel time for when the buzzer goes off and when you take it out of the oven, around 22 minutes.
STEP 4:
Hear buzzer, travel to oven. Use precaution (and oven mits) while taking the pizza out of the oven, as it will be hot. Place on (OMG RIGHT NOW, ill explain later) circular pizza sheet and let sit for approximately 2-3 minutes, depending on air temperature and windspeed inside your house.
STEP 5:
Return to kitchen after catching between 1 and 1 half and 2 minutes of your favorite show. Use pizza cutter (or the like) to cut pizza in half exactly 4 times. You do this by cutting vertically, then horizontally. making a + looking cut. Then, rotate pizza 45 degrees either clockwise or counterclockwise, and make the same vertical then horizontal cut (+). This will create 8 equal sized pieces.
STEP 6:
Put as many slices of DiGiorno brand pizza on a plate that you would like. Get Hidden Valley brand dressing in a bowl to take with you as a dipping sauce.
STEP 7:
Find a comfy seat, and enjoy
oh and PS, i promised i would explain later. When I wrote "(OMG RIGHT NOW! ill explain later)", that was when the buzzer for my DiGiorno brand pizza was going off, needless to say I'll be finishing off the steps for my pizza making shortly.
Follow these steps wisely and you shall never eat a crappy pizza again.
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees farenheit.
(actually preheat it you lazy fucks, don't just turn the knob and throw it in)
STEP 2:
When preheated, place your favorite DiGiorno brand frozen pizza onto the center rack directly of the oven.
STEP 3:
Set timer for 21 minutes! VERY IMPORTANT ITS EXACTLY 21. This allows for travel time for when the buzzer goes off and when you take it out of the oven, around 22 minutes.
STEP 4:
Hear buzzer, travel to oven. Use precaution (and oven mits) while taking the pizza out of the oven, as it will be hot. Place on (OMG RIGHT NOW, ill explain later) circular pizza sheet and let sit for approximately 2-3 minutes, depending on air temperature and windspeed inside your house.
STEP 5:
Return to kitchen after catching between 1 and 1 half and 2 minutes of your favorite show. Use pizza cutter (or the like) to cut pizza in half exactly 4 times. You do this by cutting vertically, then horizontally. making a + looking cut. Then, rotate pizza 45 degrees either clockwise or counterclockwise, and make the same vertical then horizontal cut (+). This will create 8 equal sized pieces.
STEP 6:
Put as many slices of DiGiorno brand pizza on a plate that you would like. Get Hidden Valley brand dressing in a bowl to take with you as a dipping sauce.
STEP 7:
Find a comfy seat, and enjoy
oh and PS, i promised i would explain later. When I wrote "(OMG RIGHT NOW! ill explain later)", that was when the buzzer for my DiGiorno brand pizza was going off, needless to say I'll be finishing off the steps for my pizza making shortly.
Follow these steps wisely and you shall never eat a crappy pizza again.
