i ripped my kahunas open

matttttt

Member
Vinnie O said:
Yea Farmingville is in Suffolk New York...11738 ios the area code...and im close to ronkonkoma lake
nothing to do with your ballsack, but i thought it was funny that your area code is 11738 and mine is 11378
 

Corey

Member
i wish FRANK COLER saw this, cus when he was younger he slid down a flag pole and the thing holding the role....right into his sack lmaoooo ill let him tell it in more detail. stitches stitches stitches
 

ojfross

Bronze member
omg dude i am never riding street rails without a cup now cause i dont want my sac all screwed up
 

Jake Carlyon

Steel Member
that sucks bad. i feel for you. once my bike rider mate boosted a hip and his knob got pulled in between the tire and frame. he fell and then put his hand down his pants and pulled it out with blood on it, i was sooo freaked out haha
 
Jake Carlyon said:
that sucks bad. i feel for you. once my bike rider mate boosted a hip and his knob got pulled in between the tire and frame. he fell and then put his hand down his pants and pulled it out with blood on it, i was sooo freaked out haha

happened to my friend too

my balls feel sore now
 

Bandana

Member
mArIo_RoCcHiO said:
Gabe Day[PSC said:
Thanks for askin for me...
No prob... but wouldnt it be easier if you just came out of the closet?
btw I came up with that kick in the jaw thing, so why dont you come up with your own jokes and stop starting shit for no reason.
 
you know damien i dont remember it that way i remeber u going to kickflip the 5 with a skatebaord and th board tipped up and u landed and it slammed u in the nuts and thats how u ripped ur kahunas open haha cant fight it
 
d-had said:
alright well me and friends were hitting up the 5set and i thought i was gonna get the handrail ok with no run ups or nething i went and i sliped out and when i landed i landed on the rail with my nuts nd they got cut wide open i had 7 stitches on my sack
The worst part bouot this is some peto has to tough ya balls hahhaahaha
 
You guys need to wear those nut guards like in the Clockwork Orange:

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