Joke Thread?

[2155]

Its actually so that wheel chair bound people have room to maneuver around. But anyway

 

[JarradSmith]

Oh thanks Dean. Just kill it yeah.

 

[ryanlovegays]

lol
Whats the diffrence between a jew and a pizza?


A pizza dosn't scream when you put it in the oven.

 

[carterzhou111]

Why do squirells swim on their backs? to keep their nuts dry

 

[JarradSmith]

Lol. Not the best joke.

 

[mick h]

i might of already said this but anyways

whats 1 leb on the moon? a problem
whats 2 lebs on the moon? a bigger problem
whats all the lebs on the moon? problem solved

 

[lil borie]

lol i like that one but when i say it i replace abbo with leb

 

[JarradSmith]

What do you call an Asian in a plastic bag?


Clean Up Australia Day.

 

[aliciascoots]

What do you call an Asian in a plastic bag?


Clean Up Australia Day.

lol

 

[2155]

^^ Solid contribution.


Why dont woman have a drivers license.

Because theres no road between the kitchen, the laundry and the bedroom.

 

[JamieBowe]

LOLOLOL

 

[JarradSmith]

Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha

 

[Billie Rainbow]

Women's rights jokes FTW.

 

[Adam21]

when do u no if its time to cook and clean? answer- look in your pants, if you have a penis, its not time

 

[Manzie]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

bwit

 

[carterzhou111]

What do you do if your dishwasher isnt working?
Slap her and say get back to work.

 

[bennyharradine]

how many men does it take to screw on a lightbulb?
none, let the bitch cook in the dark.

how can u tell if ure wifes dead?
sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

 

[Billie Rainbow]

omg i wish they didnt lock that thread on discuss anything that was sooo good

 

[Captain.Sanchez]

how many emos does it take to change a light bulb?
none, they would rather cry in the dark

 

[Aaron]

What do you do if a woman is in the loungeroom?
Tighten the chain.

Why don't women need a watch?
There's a clock on the stove.

What do you tell a woman who has 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice.

and just for good measure;

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.