Joke Thread?

[nick_is_me1]

Glad we don't have lebs in brissy.

 

[Billie Rainbow]

tell your mum im staying at yours for the rest of my life then

 

[Rhyley1]

How did the black girl know her mother was on the rag?
Her brothers dick tasted funny.

 

[Adam21]

Thanks mr Buzzkillington

hahaha i was watching that ep of family guy today at like 12

 

[Roycee]

Being racist is dog guys

 

[Aaron]

I Have a good one.

 

[Billie Rainbow]

Win.

 

[nick_is_me1]

hahaha aaron,
$944.95, deffinetly a joke!

 

[Rhyley1]

Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

 

[Adam21]

fuck yes i just stole a coin purse off an old lady gen 8 here i come

 

[b9cd@hotmail.com]

how long does it take for an abbo to do a shit?

9 months

Why is santas sack so big?

cause he only comes once a year

Wrong, If you have a larger sack that means you have a lower sperm count therefore your sack wouldn't change size unless you bred like a rabbit or had a ball removed

 

[Billie Rainbow]

Wow, it not just me who listened in health by the looks of it.

 

[ashz893scootys]

how long does it take for an abbo to do a shit?

9 months

Why is santas sack so big?

cause he only comes once a year

Wrong, If you have a larger sack that means you have a lower sperm count therefore your sack wouldn't change size unless you bred like a rabbit or had a ball removed

thank you so much now i can never laugh at that joke ever again

 

[floodyboy]

hahaha, why post mes's number only need his name.

 

[ryanlovegays]

Why do black babys hate playing in sandboxes?

because cats keep trying to bury them

 

[Captain.Sanchez]

3 men die and get sent to the devil for their sins. The devil says to the first one "What do you do for a living?" he replies "im a butcher" so the devil chops his penis off. He says to the second man, "What do you do for a living?" He replies "im a baker" so the devil burns his penis off. He goes to the third man and says "What do you do for a living?" The man replies "I make lolly-pops, so you have to suck this one off"

 

[mitchwashere53]

whats the difference between an abbo and a piece of sheit?

a peice of sheit turns white and stops stimking after a while

 

[saltwater]

What do you call a baby nigger?
a niglet.

What does the niglet get for his first birthday?
Your bike!

Why do you go to a niggers first garage sale?
To buy your bike back!

 

[brinddy]

wtf, who would pay 925 for a bloddy scooter!

 

[ben-pat-bro]

Acording to Manzie, Lots of little rich Manly kids...