KC Corning's 5 Minute Speech, Melbourne Australia HAHA.. 9/2/2007.

this was one of the funniest fucking nights there!

we had all just ben to a shitty indoor skate park and all had just come back...and were ready to go out and get freakon plasterd together at a bar or some shit!

just befor we were about to leave to go out, KC stoped all of us and told us to come in to my room for a few mins...whilst we were in there wanting to go get pisssed...he was trying to give us a 5 min speech haha!

it didnt work, no one wanted to hear it!
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NOTE-there is about 35mins of footage cut out of this....because it was to long...so imagian about 35mins more of thise after you watch haha!!


it was a fun ass night!!

http://www.snapdrive.net/files/301168/KC Speach.mp4 (Right Click, Save Target As)
 

Behlau

Steel Member
It was kinda pissing me off that nobody would shut up but i guess it was funny.

Was that Radtke farting at the end.
 

coryM

Member
haha. You guys really should have listened to Kc. Hes much more experienced and mature than you guys. You guys would have been screwed if you didnt have him there to play mommy for you.

pshhhh hahaha.
 

whoopa

Member
damn john holy shit i smelt that over here in america. damn kc hope you dont do shit like that at cootin con 3
 
(matt ogle)
OLGSKJDJSD
LOL
LOL
LOL JOHNS FARTS

That was SOOO funny at the end when KC was talking to Cary and he was like SHUT UP, and then camera went to Cary. LOL his face was priceless
 

Kc Corning

Bronze member
Wow. I am completely humiliated. I drank way too many beers that night. This shows what happens when I drink and get worried. The only reason I was acting that way was because I was afraid that we were going to get into trouble before the X games and not get the chance to ride. Some of the riders were riding down the hall ways of the hotel pushing "do not disturb" signs to the open position on every door on the 3rd floor (this was my floor too). The manager asked us who it was since he had it on video from surveillance cameras. I could tell he was kind of pissed.

All I am going to say is this video shows my hard temper, irritation and failed direction of what I was trying to say to the fellow riders. All I wanted to get through to them was to just not get us in trouble with ANYONE BEFORE THE COMPETITON! If they want to go and fuck around afterward, be my guest. But I did not want them taking our opportunity and blowing it by getting jumped by 30 people in a city gang whom from what I herd once Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?â??Ã?¢Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?â??Ã?¬Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Â¦Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??punched a little girl so they could take her bikeÃ?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?â??Ã?¢Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?â??Ã?¬Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã? or even fucking around with Transvestite Prostitutes right across the street from our hotel. If they would have blown it for us, the other riders on the team might not get a chance to go to Australia next year...

I apologize to everyone that night for the way I was acting. To Cary especially, I did not realize how much of an ass I was being to him. That goes for anyone else that I snapped at while attempting this ridiculously delayed and almost worthless speech. When I get drunk and irritated I kind of resemble a CrocodileÃ?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?â??Ã?¢Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?â??Ã?¬Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¦

FYI, I over think EVERYTHING!

Cheers mates,

CROKC (crocodile kc)
 

Matt Dibble

M3MB3R
Staff member
..Phil.. said:
this was one of the funniest fucking nights there!

we had all just ben to a shitty indoor skate park and all had just come back...and were ready to go out and get freakon plasterd together at a bar or some shit!


KC said:
I drank way too many beers that night. This shows what happens when I drink and get worried.

.........


When I get drunk and irritated I kind of resemble a CrocodileÃ?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?â??Ã?¢Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?â??Ã?¬Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¦


uhh it doesnt seem like you had time to "drink way too many beers"... i mean, you had just gotten back from a cement park right?

i thought you guys were leaving to go get alcohol and you were holding them up from getting it...? Why would you drink too many beers before anyone else got to drink?

This story is not adding up.

haha.
 

coryM

Member
Thats what i thought too Dibbs. Plus he seemed pretty damn sober in the video. Funny stuff though. Cary already told me about everything but the vid was good.
 

Jordan Jasa

Silver Member
ehhh I feel sorry for KC, i know everyone was having fun and all but come on, have a little respect for one of the first OG's.
 
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