Man Law

[sax]

sticky this

 

[dre]

i rofl'd so hard at 104

 

[corruptedrapture]

i need a poster of this on my wall

 

[NM]

sticky this

 

[Steve Moore]

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i need a poster of this on my wall

This man speaks the truth.

 

[Kyper]

I'm so glad so many of you can relate to the laws I live my life by.

Excellent. I made a good thread.

Remember, you guys can add to this list if you have something that you think should be on here.

 

[dre]

30. under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another mans attempt at getting some tang. Let�s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.

IMO there should be a little bit added on to that one:
The only time cock blocking may be used without punishment is when your friend is too drunk to realize the chick he's hitting on resembles a mountain gorilla.

js.


oh, and all the ones involving football should be taken off. Football is gay as shit.

 

[sax]

http://manlawblog.com/

No man shall say the following expressions:

I�ve had enough beer.
I�m too tired to gamble.
Did you see Brokeback Mountain?

 

[Kyper]

30. under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another mans attempt at getting some tang. Let�s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.

IMO there should be a little bit added on to that one:
The only time cock blocking may be used without punishment is when your friend is too drunk to realize the chick he's hitting on resembles a mountain gorilla.

js.


oh, and all the ones involving football should be taken off. Football is gay as shit.

I'll take your edit. But the football stays. I'm a Raider's fan, granted. But I don't watch it hardly at all and am not a huge fan of it. But a lot of people do like it and those laws were made by tons of other dudes just like you.

 

[ghost24]

I have a whole book of these. A WHOLE FUCKKING BOOK.

 

[dre]

30. under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another mans attempt at getting some tang. Let�s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.

IMO there should be a little bit added on to that one:
The only time cock blocking may be used without punishment is when your friend is too drunk to realize the chick he's hitting on resembles a mountain gorilla.

js.


oh, and all the ones involving football should be taken off. Football is gay as shit.

I'll take your edit. But the football stays. I'm a Raider's fan, granted. But I don't watch it hardly at all and am not a huge fan of it. But a lot of people do like it and those laws were made by tons of other dudes just like you.

that's true, but then they become the "bro laws" rather than man laws haha

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

you open it you finish it

 

[Brian Boston]

Football is a god damn soap-opera to me. Its way too technical. Theres so much drama with it.

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

and no man should take a picture of himself in the mirror and put it on myspace or anywhere else

 

[Kyper]

and no man should take a picture of himself in the mirror and put it on myspace or anywhere else

I like this one.

And they already have a law about nursing.

 

[Corey]

30. under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another mans attempt at getting some tang. Let�s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.

IMO there should be a little bit added on to that one:
The only time cock blocking may be used without punishment is when your friend is too drunk to realize the chick he's hitting on resembles a mountain gorilla.

js.


oh, and all the ones involving football should be taken off. Football is gay as shit.

I'll take your edit. But the football stays. I'm a Raider's fan, granted. But I don't watch it hardly at all and am not a huge fan of it. But a lot of people do like it and those laws were made by tons of other dudes just like you.

see i disagree completely...it should be a man law to ALLOW said friend to make the mistake of porking the mountain gorilla, thus creating an amazing story telling experience for the friends.

the ONLY time cockblocking may be permitted is if your friend is trying to get your cock, in which said cock owner should be allowed to block cock and/or beat the shit out of the friend.

 

[sax]

plz sticky this. ^^that was sig worthy

 

[dre]

30. under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another mans attempt at getting some tang. Let�s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.

IMO there should be a little bit added on to that one:
The only time cock blocking may be used without punishment is when your friend is too drunk to realize the chick he's hitting on resembles a mountain gorilla.

js.


oh, and all the ones involving football should be taken off. Football is gay as shit.

I'll take your edit. But the football stays. I'm a Raider's fan, granted. But I don't watch it hardly at all and am not a huge fan of it. But a lot of people do like it and those laws were made by tons of other dudes just like you.

see i disagree completely...it should be a man law to ALLOW said friend to make the mistake of porking the mountain gorilla, thus creating an amazing story telling experience for the friends.

the ONLY time cockblocking may be permitted is if your friend is trying to get your cock, in which said cock owner should be allowed to block cock and/or beat the shit out of the friend.

first bold: that is true - a dick move - but I see where you're coming from aha. That aside, I would most of the time never allow any of my really close friends to go through that though hahaha, especially if the night is still young.

second bold: fuck I hope nobody has to deal with that situation ever..

 

[Kyper]

30. under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another mans attempt at getting some tang. Let�s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.

IMO there should be a little bit added on to that one:
The only time cock blocking may be used without punishment is when your friend is too drunk to realize the chick he's hitting on resembles a mountain gorilla.

js.


oh, and all the ones involving football should be taken off. Football is gay as shit.

I'll take your edit. But the football stays. I'm a Raider's fan, granted. But I don't watch it hardly at all and am not a huge fan of it. But a lot of people do like it and those laws were made by tons of other dudes just like you.

see i disagree completely...it should be a man law to ALLOW said friend to make the mistake of porking the mountain gorilla, thus creating an amazing story telling experience for the friends.

the ONLY time cockblocking may be permitted is if your friend is trying to get your cock, in which said cock owner should be allowed to block cock and/or beat the shit out of the friend.

first bold: that is true - a dick move - but I see where you're coming from aha. That aside, I would most of the time never allow any of my really close friends to go through that though hahaha, especially if the night is still young.

second bold: fuck I hope nobody has to deal with that situation ever..

Yeah for real. I dunno about you Corey. But I would save my friends.

 

[Jake Carlyon]

i wouldnt, mega funny story to share the next day! haha