mind fucks

[liltony]

Suppose you build a time machine, go back in time to find your grandmother when she was three years old, and then drown her in the bathtub.
So she never grows up, and never has any kids.
Therefore, one of your parents was never born.
Therefore, you were never born.
Therefore, you never traveled back in time and killed your infant grandma.
So she did grow up and have kids.
Therefore, your parent WAS born.
Therefore, you were born...

 

[Rob.]

Please. Keep your new------y /b/ off our /sr/

 

[Brian Boston]

Suppose you build a time machine, go back in time to find your grandmother when she was three years old, and then drown her in the bathtub.
So she never grows up, and never has any kids.
Therefore, one of your parents was never born.
Therefore, you were never born.
Therefore, you never traveled back in time and killed your infant grandma.
So she did grow up and have kids.
Therefore, your parent WAS born.
Therefore, you were born...

That isn't a mind fuck at all... its just stupid.

 

[Rob.]

Perfectly worded.

 

[liltony]

Please. Keep your new------y /b/ off our /sr/

and keep your pants on when you're around my parents. then we are even.