Mind Fucks

[humpurple kushiones]

Isn't the universe 12 billion years old? Whoopi Goldberg told me so in a planetarium show. And we're (Earth) 4.5 billion years old, and the moon came long after so it'd only be 7.5 billion years after.

big bang happened anywhere between 13.64-13.86 billion years ago. the best estimate is 13.75 with an error margin of ± 0.11 billion years. 10 billion years was just rounding, i wasnt really trying to be completely accurate.

ryan, best i can say about that is america definitely had forewarning of the attacks but didnt take them seriously. and that islam sucks.


want to hear something weird about the world? most wars have happened because someone thought their imaginary friend was better than everyone elses and what their imaginary friends say about politics should be what happens. almost every single case of oppression happens for this same reason, and almost every case of bigotry.

 

[Bennett_J]

Anybody know any freaky shit about 9/11?

Am I an asshole? Yes.

Is this extremely fucked up? Yes.

Is this funny? Only in a demented, satirical, murderous way.

Do I agree with humor of 9/11? No, although this surely gave me a rustle in my jimmies (both laughter and sadness).

 

[Bear Grylls]

Ive seen that on Facebook hahahaahahahahah

 

[Keenan Still]

oh hell yes, this thread <3. be prepared to spark massive conversation.
illumicorp
http://youtu.be/7j24ovsa5Zs
http://youtu.be/IY1U2mjiuJQ
whatch these, and then just think about the world around you and how corrupt our world is. Jay-z, rihanna, chris brown, biggie, pac, chappel, whitney, nicki, 50 fucking cent, all illumicorp puppets. All those lines in the sky you think are from jets? when its actually the goverment (pretty much the illuminati) fucking with our wheather. Think about all the shit they get away with. They own the F.E.D for god sakes. And anyone who trys to expose them or prevent them from there goals can be killed in a heart beat. just like jfk

 

[humpurple kushiones]

oh hell yes, this thread <3. be prepared to spark massive conversation.
illumicorp
http://youtu.be/7j24ovsa5Zs
http://youtu.be/IY1U2mjiuJQ
whatch these, and then just think about the world around you and how corrupt our world is. Jay-z, rihanna, chris brown, biggie, pac, chappel, whitney, nicki, 50 fucking cent, all illumicorp puppets. All those lines in the sky you think are from jets? when its actually the goverment (pretty much the illuminati) fucking with our wheather. Think about all the shit they get away with. They own the F.E.D for god sakes. And anyone who trys to expose them or prevent them from there goals can be killed in a heart beat. just like jfk

the illuminati isnt real. yes there is corruption and yes there are backroom deals all the time for various reasons, but theres no actual group called the illuminati. at least not in the passed 300 years.

the illuminati is basically an attempt to have a singular bad guy figure to blame everything bad on, which is ridiculous.

 

[TomK]

Keenan, you are crazy.

 

[Bear Grylls]

itanimulli
paste that on google

 

[Keenan Still]

its not one secret society, its many in one

 

[Keenan Still]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uCSA1V_OFJc/TNhcdVFW8II/AAAAAAAAAN0/lWBI4NbymyY/s320/photo.JPG
edit: fuck my bad for the dub post, how does i delete

 

[humpurple kushiones]

its not one secret society, its many in one

no, it's not anything. its a concept thought up by people who don't want to accept that there are too many problems to address so they make them a singular problem and bam, everything wrong with the world can be addressed in ten minutes. which like i said, is ridiculous.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uCSA1V_OFJc/TNhcdVFW8II/AAAAAAAAAN0/lWBI4NbymyY/s320/photo.JPG
edit: fuck my bad for the dub post, how does i delete

so your evidence for the illuminati is a triangle on 50 cents hat?

itanimulli
paste that on google

someone found out who made the website a while ago and tracked down their facebook for an interview. the guy was trying to raise awareness for his site and get more views so he can sell it for a higher price, so he pulled that whole publicity stunt. not sure if he sold the site yet though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFDVW2xhWco

"i think there's cliques of friends that control things, i dont know if theres a devil worshiping sect, i think that's a little tom hanks lol, but i believe theres cliques of people who control the world" - jay z
pretty much hit the nail on the head.

 

[.Gerrit]

"I don't even know what that means."
"No one knows what it means. But it's provocative."
"No it's not-"
"IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING."

 

[Bear Grylls]

HAHAHAHAHA frabitzio. That shit cray

 

[.Gerrit]

HAHAHAHAHA frabitzio. That shit cray

Aint it, jay.

 

[humpurple kushiones]

Aint it, jay.

and yes, she did order the fish filet, they're buy one get one free for a limited time.

 

[Keenan Still]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpKUvWVb4Wg

 

[humpurple kushiones]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpKUvWVb4Wg

so 50 cent being interested in ancient relics is your evidence for the illuminati? are you trolling???

on topic
http://www.digitaltrends.com/lifest...-home-but-dont-worry-theyll-build-it-for-you/

welcome to 2012, where you can order your house off ebay.

 

[Keenan Still]

explain the back of the 1 dollar bill?

 

[.Gerrit]

The founding fathers were freemasons? I have a family friend who is a freemason. They're basically just like the Kiwanis group or the Rotary club or anything like that. There's no new world order plot, it's basically just a bunch of old guys who donate stuff and do things for charity.

 

[Keenan Still]

http://www.rense.com/general30/illuminatidefector.htm

 

[.Gerrit]

Holy crap you are stupid. I'm posting this image, because it's what I feel every time somebody on SR goes off on a stupid conspiracy tangent.