Most ironic/stupid/funny things overheard at a skatepark!

[JoelanPlz]

Post em up!
"This is a skatepark, it's made for kids to climb on not for you full grown kids to do tricks on like you" says the 10 year old slag as she hands a 6 year old an E-cig to play with in the middle of the half pipe

Also I went to the local skatepark/skateshop as I bought an ethic brake but they didn't give me the new bolts when they fitted it. They wouldn't admit that they kept the bolts even though we saw them throw the new bolts into a box full of them. Anyway we went in and they gave me the bolts and said "the bolts were probably missing because the whole company is owned and produced by 6 year old scooter kids"
Great way to push your scooter shop mate.

 

[lukeramseyy]

Post em up!
"This is a skatepark, it's made for kids to climb on not for you full grown kids to do tricks on like you" says the 10 year old slag as she hands a 6 year old an E-cig to play with in the middle of the half pipe

Also I went to the local skatepark/skateshop as I bought an ethic brake but they didn't give me the new bolts when they fitted it. They wouldn't admit that they kept the bolts even though we saw them throw the new bolts into a box full of them. Anyway we went in and they gave me the bolts and said "the bolts were probably missing because the whole company is owned and produced by 6 year old scooter kids"
Great way to push your scooter shop mate.

this sums up every uk outdoor park hahaha

 

[DeviinGilly]

apparently my sexual orientation is determined by the fact that i ride a little piece of metal, according got every skater every

 

[.Gerrit]

"so yeah I'm skipping my court hearing right now because I'm totally innocent fuck the system the judge is fucking dumb and can go fuck himself. How much did your scooter cost?"

bruh try not to be so obvious next time if you're trying to steal my scooter

 

[BeeFrew]

"Dude did did you see R Willys new street edit"?? "He's pretty much the best at rails now"

Welcome to Canada

 

[Marketship]

So I was riding this park 2 days ago with a really gnarly rider, he was younger than me but he was throwing down some decade to smiths, blunts to whips, and 540's. While we rode past some other "Scooter kids" who could barely feeble properly they were saying shit like "This is a skatepark, if you want to do street grinds get out of our park" and "Why are they riding street decks in a park". Top kek, we had a good ride that day.

 

[zach poon]

" my scooter is better then yours" was that double or tripple?" how do you do that rail?

 

[zach poon]

apparently my sexual orientation is determined by the fact that i ride a little piece of metal, according got every skater every

they always call me something then ill go back around get on there board to a quick kickflip then get back on my scooter and do the handrail in the park then they stop talking shit

 

[Anton]

lol ok zach. because a kick flip is really that impressive...

 

[Scoot_scoot_]

"Why aren't you riding ski?" "Why are there so many skaters here?" "Helmets don't do anything anyway" I swear the people at my park must've hit their heads a few to many times.

 

[emil_rides_street]

" my scooter is better then yours" was that double or tripple?" how do you do that rail?

I know that feel.... I did a fucking narrow rail at some kind of park first try (with double whip out) then 10 MGP/Grit Kiddies ran up to me and asked exact the same questions.

 

[Chrispy]

I heard some kid call me shit at skateboarding when i was skatingmy local, so i challenged him in a game of sscoot. Turnsout i can beat someone in scoot with tricks like whips and halfcabs lol

 

[zach poon]

lol ok zach. because a kick flip is really that impressive...

for a "scooter fag" apparantly it is

 

[Hunter Treviranus]

for a "scooter fag" apparantly it is

its not.

 

[DeviinGilly]

back-lipped my first handrail in a helmet because hospitals cost a lot.

got called pussy
\m/

 

[lukeramseyy]

some kids where playing scoot and one of them sets a "twix" turns out thats what everyone at my local calls a fullwhip and a rotor whip is an oppo twix. some kid also thought he was sponsored because he got a madd gear t shirt with his complete

 

[BeeFrew]

back-lipped my first handrail in a helmet because hospitals cost a lot.

got called pussy
\m/

Free health care in the great white north. Nah I'd wear a helmet back lipping handrails until I get really comfortable with them

 

[Marketship]

back-lipped my first handrail in a helmet because hospitals cost a lot.

got called pussy
\m/

Helmets are hell when you have an itchy scalp ;_;

 

[zach poon]

its not.

ik

 

[Cody Hurley]

I did a flyout fingerwhip and like 3 kids asked me if i'm sponsored