[moved] CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

[joeyamos]

post as much norris jokes as you can

 

[Jason]

Chuck Norris is a faggot.

 

[BradSydorick]

Chuck Norris is a faggot.

 

[BradSydorick]

double fkn posts

 

[scootbaseball]

Wrong section.
You suck.
Chuck Norris sucks.
SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

 

[Big L]

Fuck does anyone remeber what i said on the last chuck norris thread? cause i don't but i think it went something like

Chuck norris jokes are NOT funny, never were never will be there gay and stop using them you look like a mentally retarded person while using them.

 

[DMazz]

Fuck does anyone remeber what i said on the last chuck norris thread? cause i don't but i think it went something like

Chuck norris jokes are NOT funny, never were never will be there gay and stop using them you look like a mentally retarded person while using them.

i love you

 

[seankane]

joke topic, right?

 

[Kay Are]

chuck norris can wheelie on a unicycle

 

[SPARTAN WORRIOR]

Chuck norris can slam a revolving door

 

[Devin Catron]

Chuck Norris is suing myspace for what be calls everything around u

 

[Rob.]

Chuck norris is chuck norris'ing chuck norris for chuck norrising chuck norris.

 

[Kay Are]

type in on google
"find chuck norris"
and then click im feeling lucky

 

[EdFace]

Lmao^ i did it.

 

[Aaron]

as much norris jokes as you can

 

[Nolan Sorensen]

type in on google
"find chuck norris"
and then click im feeling lucky

Seen that before, but it after you click it, you aren't even on google.com anymore. Which makes it not as funny.

 

[briflip]

bruce lee killed chuck norris

 

[ryanscott]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

 

[Big L]

you're all idiots.

 

[sax]

these stopped being funny ages ago