never believed what happened to me

i was walking down the street the other day and there was this little dalmation dog that just kept on following me. so i just decided to take it home and throw pancakes at his enormously large red rocket. then later i went to the 99 cent store to pick up one of those asian hookers i hear so much about and when i saw her she said she only had 3 std's so i was like "sweet mega score". so pretty much the point and lesson of my story is that if u stick your weiner in a jacuzzi your wildest dreams will come true!!! =)

story by Anthony Bustos
 

lloyd

Steel Member
waaaa???? really??? I dont believe you!!!! omg soo imposibly random wow!!! Im impressed really!!!
 
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