Noob tales..

atreyu14

Member
Okie niggas, I know everyone should have something to say about how stupid some kids are and shit so there may aswell be a thread..



Today at bay some random kid rocks up at the skatepark with this bogan looking scooter yet, as all noobs these days do he had an eagle.. Anyways he was being a smart arse all day and snaking every one and being like whoa man look how high I can get out of the quarter pipe! Then Aaran comes up to him and says "can I just have one go at a double tailwhip flat on your scooter" the kid hands Aaran the scooter and Aaran pushes down to hop then jumps up and yells "fuck I just broke your crossbar" it was a wooden cricket stump... Straight away he comes up to me like "you want to trade front wheels" and I was like "hmm, lemme think about it" (I had a worn down Scorpo metal core that was screwed and he had a worn down eagle with nothing wrong) he came back a minute later and said "so you want to trade?" I replied with "k, just hold on a sec" blah blah blah bunch of boring shit happens. Then we finally trade wheels, he gets the remaining part of his cricket stump out of his t-tube then runs off and grabs one half of it and puts it through his t-tube again, puts his grips on it and yells "yeah man! I can ride again!" then for an hour or so while James was chilling with his dream bitch this kid kept going up to him like "hai James!1!one! Check this shit out".. He finally fucked off home then for about 10 minutes Aaran wouldn't stop talking bout how stupid he was then I finally realized.. He looked exactly like Tom shq and rode exactly like him too..

And thats my story for the day ;D
 

Hayydennn

Member
some kid at kuruby today rocked yup with a spark scooter that makes those sparks. well anyways he goes to do it down the bank and fall right at the bottom and there was about 50 bikers looking and waiting for this crying white kid to pic and his sxcooter and move. he lied there for like 2minutes with everoine laughing, him crying and stuff. he got up and started doing moe sparks. 1t w4s t0ts c00l m4n!!1
 

yak

Bronze member
lol i remember ages ago thornlands skatepark was just exstended (in brisbane) and i was just chilling and riding with jack cuthbert (lol) and some fat kid comes and like basicully yells out ''wow man this park is so good now'' like in the sort of tone that he's going to rip it up and he starts off droping into the smallest quater liike 3 foot or watever and face plants and me and jack just fucking laughed all day lol, those were the days.
 

Connor K

Bronze member
Haayydeeennn said:
some kid at kuruby today rocked yup with a spark scooter that makes those sparks. well anyways he goes to do it down the bank and fall right at the bottom and there was about 50 bikers looking and waiting for this crying white kid to pic and his sxcooter and move. he lied there for like 2minutes with everoine laughing, him crying and stuff. he got up and started doing moe sparks. 1t w4s t0ts c00l m4n!!1

Oi i think i got that on film haha.

not him stacking thou D=
just him screaming
 

Jason

Silver Member
Here's a noob tale about myself.

Around this time last year I had just got back from my family holiday at Noosa (QLD is so tight, Noosa was such a great place :) ) So we were at Adelaide and I brought my scooter to use when we got back. We went to Grove skatepark, and after not riding for a week I was a bit sketchy. I rode around the top for a bit, then went to dropin but my front wheel got caught and I just ate complete shit from the top of this 7ft quarter. It hurt like a motherfucker and I was so embarassed, first thing of the day was a faceplant.

Lol I can imagine how funny it would've been though. Some guy just rolls up and headbutts the concrete from a 7ft. Failhard.
 

rayray

Member
Jason Elies said:
Here's a noob tale about myself.

Around this time last year I had just got back from my family holiday at Noosa (QLD is so tight, Noosa was such a great place :) ) So we were at Adelaide and I brought my scooter to use when we got back. We went to Grove skatepark, and after not riding for a week I was a bit sketchy. I rode around the top for a bit, then went to dropin but my front wheel got caught and I just ate complete shit from the top of this 7ft quarter. It hurt like a motherfucker and I was so embarassed, first thing of the day was a faceplant.

Lol I can imagine how funny it would've been though. Some guy just rolls up and headbutts the concrete from a 7ft. Failhard.

haha i live in noosa man
 

Aaron

Silver Member
Yes, welcome Rayzor.
Tom is the resident annoyance/gay kid.
Steer clear from him, other than that, nice to have you, watch what tom does, and don't do it :)
 

JamieBowe

Member
Its like being raped by a hobo than being forced to farm rice in china for 7 years straight with a minimum wage.
 
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