party stories thread

[TheLewisArsenault]

Last night smoked two bowls, a jay, and some beers, got so shmacked I puked on the bus and looked like a zombie.

 

[Evan.]

Was at a party last night where my friend got drunk, put on a dress and chased people with a truncheon

Edit: Regardless of him being in a dress nobody fucked with him hahaha

 

[yermExaM]

Me and a bunch of friends were drinking a week ago and there's always that one kid in my group that gets too shitty. & he was knocked with his mouth open. So my friend thought it was a good idea to put cat food in his mouth, until we realized he actually ate the food. Not only that, but did we put white soap all over his face and told him someone nut on his face and he freaked the hell out. It was too funny.

 

[KrontonBuckie]

saturday night there was a fat brawl. santee vs lakeside...needless to say lakeside won, and one of my homies smashed a 32 on someones head!

 

[Bear Grylls]

Fuck lakeside, santee lyfe.

 

[tylerbillman]

The plan tomorrow night is to get smashed and watch Montey Python, shit's gonna be so cash