Its too big for that other thread, so hear it is.
goldenfrodawg (10:33:00 PM): k dude
goldenfrodawg (10:33:05 PM): wanna hear an awesome story?
Kenny Owenss (10:33:08 PM): i suppose
goldenfrodawg (10:33:24 PM): k
goldenfrodawg (10:33:26 PM): story of my day
goldenfrodawg (10:33:40 PM): so i'm at my friend's house eating cookies
goldenfrodawg (10:33:49 PM): and they're like, the best cookies ever, but we ran out
goldenfrodawg (10:34:06 PM): so we decided to go to albertsons to get some more, and also to get some x-balm
goldenfrodawg (10:34:11 PM): x-balm is the best chapstick ever
goldenfrodawg (10:34:27 PM): and the blockbuster is right next to it, so we decide we'll go there too
goldenfrodawg (10:34:37 PM): so we walk into albertsons and one of my friends is like
goldenfrodawg (10:34:41 PM): "who's buying?"
goldenfrodawg (10:34:47 PM): so we all look at each other
goldenfrodawg (10:34:51 PM): and realize no one's buying
goldenfrodawg (10:34:53 PM): so we leave
goldenfrodawg (10:35:06 PM): and on the way to blockbuster we realize again that no one is buying anything
goldenfrodawg (10:35:14 PM): so we drop off the movie and get back in the car
goldenfrodawg (10:35:47 PM): previously, on the way to those places, we saw this mountain down the road with a dirt road
going down it, so we decided to go find it and climb it
goldenfrodawg (10:35:53 PM): so we drive a few miles down and get to it
goldenfrodawg (10:35:56 PM): and start climbing
goldenfrodawg (10:36:10 PM): turns out it's really high, and we really had to go pee
goldenfrodawg (10:36:24 PM): so we get to the top, climb on the biggest rock we can find, and pee off the mountain
goldenfrodawg (10:36:36 PM): then we get down, scope out this ditch, and go home
goldenfrodawg (10:36:40 PM): that's the end of part 1
Kenny Owenss (10:36:43 PM): lol
Kenny Owenss (10:36:51 PM): ill have to try this "x-balm"
goldenfrodawg (10:36:58 PM): it's so good dude
goldenfrodawg (10:37:04 PM): but you gotta call it x-blam
goldenfrodawg (10:37:16 PM): because my friend's dumb and thought it was called that
goldenfrodawg (10:37:31 PM): i'll tell you the rest of the story in a bit, i gotta piss
Kenny Owenss (10:37:33 PM): okay.
goldenfrodawg (10:38:40 PM): alright
goldenfrodawg (10:38:45 PM): so we go back to that kid's house
goldenfrodawg (10:38:48 PM): have some pizza
goldenfrodawg (10:38:52 PM): but first
goldenfrodawg (10:38:56 PM): background on the kid's
goldenfrodawg (10:39:05 PM): one is a junior
goldenfrodawg (10:39:15 PM): one's a sophomore
goldenfrodawg (10:39:21 PM): and the other's in 8th grade
Kenny Owenss (10:39:26 PM): ok
goldenfrodawg (10:39:29 PM): so we're sitting there
goldenfrodawg (10:39:31 PM): eating
goldenfrodawg (10:39:40 PM): and these dumb bitches keep saying "we're outside"
goldenfrodawg (10:39:46 PM): so we finally find them
goldenfrodawg (10:39:52 PM): and we're like
goldenfrodawg (10:39:55 PM): "come inside already"
goldenfrodawg (10:40:02 PM): but they're, like i said, stupid bitches
goldenfrodawg (10:40:06 PM): and also in 8th grade
goldenfrodawg (10:40:22 PM): so i'm like, whatevs, I don't care and I don't wanna go to jail
goldenfrodawg (10:40:36 PM): so they're like, "we're going on the tramp"
goldenfrodawg (10:40:55 PM): so we go out there, and the 8th grader gets some peppermint schnapps
goldenfrodawg (10:41:04 PM): like, a whole bottle
Kenny Owenss (10:41:07 PM): lol
goldenfrodawg (10:41:09 PM): and he's all drinking it
goldenfrodawg (10:41:18 PM): and the rest of us are just like, whatever
goldenfrodawg (10:41:21 PM): so he's like
goldenfrodawg (10:41:26 PM): "her girls, you want some of this?"
goldenfrodawg (10:41:31 PM): so they end up drinking a lot
goldenfrodawg (10:41:40 PM): and we go into that kid's bedroom
goldenfrodawg (10:41:47 PM): so we're watching grandma's boy
goldenfrodawg (10:41:51 PM): and they're like
goldenfrodawg (10:42:03 PM): "well since none of you are going to do anything, we're going to go pee"
goldenfrodawg (10:42:07 PM): so they do that
goldenfrodawg (10:42:09 PM): come back
goldenfrodawg (10:42:27 PM): and the 8th grader tells them that they junior is down for whatever
goldenfrodawg (10:42:33 PM): so the junior
goldenfrodawg (10:42:40 PM): who's turning 17 in like, two weeks
goldenfrodawg (10:42:50 PM): goes into the other bedroom with the 13 year old
goldenfrodawg (10:42:55 PM): and they all make out and stuff
Kenny Owenss (10:43:02 PM): LMFAO
goldenfrodawg (10:43:05 PM): and he felt her vagine and everything
goldenfrodawg (10:43:17 PM): and he said he was trying to take off her pants but couldn't
goldenfrodawg (10:43:24 PM): so he comes out and he's like
goldenfrodawg (10:43:30 PM): embarrassed
goldenfrodawg (10:43:36 PM): like, "I shouldn't have done that"
goldenfrodawg (10:43:48 PM): so we go into the room where the girls are and we're like
goldenfrodawg (10:43:55 PM): "yo, we're going out here to watch tv"
goldenfrodawg (10:44:04 PM): so the junior goes and sits down on the couch
goldenfrodawg (10:44:19 PM): and the 13 year old goes and sits all up next to him, like spooning or whatever
goldenfrodawg (10:44:29 PM): and me and the other kids are just like, looking at each other and stuff
goldenfrodawg (10:44:39 PM): and not once does the junior look at the 13 year old
goldenfrodawg (10:44:47 PM): the entire time he's looking at me like, "save me"
goldenfrodawg (10:44:52 PM): so finally they go
goldenfrodawg (10:44:54 PM): and he's like
goldenfrodawg (10:44:58 PM): "wtf was that?"
goldenfrodawg (10:45:07 PM): and then she texts him and says
goldenfrodawg (10:45:11 PM): "we should've fucked"
goldenfrodawg (10:45:16 PM): end of part 2
Kenny Owenss (10:45:29 PM): wow
Kenny Owenss (10:45:33 PM): fucking little kids these days
goldenfrodawg (10:33:00 PM): k dude
goldenfrodawg (10:33:05 PM): wanna hear an awesome story?
Kenny Owenss (10:33:08 PM): i suppose
goldenfrodawg (10:33:24 PM): k
goldenfrodawg (10:33:26 PM): story of my day
goldenfrodawg (10:33:40 PM): so i'm at my friend's house eating cookies
goldenfrodawg (10:33:49 PM): and they're like, the best cookies ever, but we ran out
goldenfrodawg (10:34:06 PM): so we decided to go to albertsons to get some more, and also to get some x-balm
goldenfrodawg (10:34:11 PM): x-balm is the best chapstick ever
goldenfrodawg (10:34:27 PM): and the blockbuster is right next to it, so we decide we'll go there too
goldenfrodawg (10:34:37 PM): so we walk into albertsons and one of my friends is like
goldenfrodawg (10:34:41 PM): "who's buying?"
goldenfrodawg (10:34:47 PM): so we all look at each other
goldenfrodawg (10:34:51 PM): and realize no one's buying
goldenfrodawg (10:34:53 PM): so we leave
goldenfrodawg (10:35:06 PM): and on the way to blockbuster we realize again that no one is buying anything
goldenfrodawg (10:35:14 PM): so we drop off the movie and get back in the car
goldenfrodawg (10:35:47 PM): previously, on the way to those places, we saw this mountain down the road with a dirt road
going down it, so we decided to go find it and climb it
goldenfrodawg (10:35:53 PM): so we drive a few miles down and get to it
goldenfrodawg (10:35:56 PM): and start climbing
goldenfrodawg (10:36:10 PM): turns out it's really high, and we really had to go pee
goldenfrodawg (10:36:24 PM): so we get to the top, climb on the biggest rock we can find, and pee off the mountain
goldenfrodawg (10:36:36 PM): then we get down, scope out this ditch, and go home
goldenfrodawg (10:36:40 PM): that's the end of part 1
Kenny Owenss (10:36:43 PM): lol
Kenny Owenss (10:36:51 PM): ill have to try this "x-balm"
goldenfrodawg (10:36:58 PM): it's so good dude
goldenfrodawg (10:37:04 PM): but you gotta call it x-blam
goldenfrodawg (10:37:16 PM): because my friend's dumb and thought it was called that
goldenfrodawg (10:37:31 PM): i'll tell you the rest of the story in a bit, i gotta piss
Kenny Owenss (10:37:33 PM): okay.
goldenfrodawg (10:38:40 PM): alright
goldenfrodawg (10:38:45 PM): so we go back to that kid's house
goldenfrodawg (10:38:48 PM): have some pizza
goldenfrodawg (10:38:52 PM): but first
goldenfrodawg (10:38:56 PM): background on the kid's
goldenfrodawg (10:39:05 PM): one is a junior
goldenfrodawg (10:39:15 PM): one's a sophomore
goldenfrodawg (10:39:21 PM): and the other's in 8th grade
Kenny Owenss (10:39:26 PM): ok
goldenfrodawg (10:39:29 PM): so we're sitting there
goldenfrodawg (10:39:31 PM): eating
goldenfrodawg (10:39:40 PM): and these dumb bitches keep saying "we're outside"
goldenfrodawg (10:39:46 PM): so we finally find them
goldenfrodawg (10:39:52 PM): and we're like
goldenfrodawg (10:39:55 PM): "come inside already"
goldenfrodawg (10:40:02 PM): but they're, like i said, stupid bitches
goldenfrodawg (10:40:06 PM): and also in 8th grade
goldenfrodawg (10:40:22 PM): so i'm like, whatevs, I don't care and I don't wanna go to jail
goldenfrodawg (10:40:36 PM): so they're like, "we're going on the tramp"
goldenfrodawg (10:40:55 PM): so we go out there, and the 8th grader gets some peppermint schnapps
goldenfrodawg (10:41:04 PM): like, a whole bottle
Kenny Owenss (10:41:07 PM): lol
goldenfrodawg (10:41:09 PM): and he's all drinking it
goldenfrodawg (10:41:18 PM): and the rest of us are just like, whatever
goldenfrodawg (10:41:21 PM): so he's like
goldenfrodawg (10:41:26 PM): "her girls, you want some of this?"
goldenfrodawg (10:41:31 PM): so they end up drinking a lot
goldenfrodawg (10:41:40 PM): and we go into that kid's bedroom
goldenfrodawg (10:41:47 PM): so we're watching grandma's boy
goldenfrodawg (10:41:51 PM): and they're like
goldenfrodawg (10:42:03 PM): "well since none of you are going to do anything, we're going to go pee"
goldenfrodawg (10:42:07 PM): so they do that
goldenfrodawg (10:42:09 PM): come back
goldenfrodawg (10:42:27 PM): and the 8th grader tells them that they junior is down for whatever
goldenfrodawg (10:42:33 PM): so the junior
goldenfrodawg (10:42:40 PM): who's turning 17 in like, two weeks
goldenfrodawg (10:42:50 PM): goes into the other bedroom with the 13 year old
goldenfrodawg (10:42:55 PM): and they all make out and stuff
Kenny Owenss (10:43:02 PM): LMFAO
goldenfrodawg (10:43:05 PM): and he felt her vagine and everything
goldenfrodawg (10:43:17 PM): and he said he was trying to take off her pants but couldn't
goldenfrodawg (10:43:24 PM): so he comes out and he's like
goldenfrodawg (10:43:30 PM): embarrassed
goldenfrodawg (10:43:36 PM): like, "I shouldn't have done that"
goldenfrodawg (10:43:48 PM): so we go into the room where the girls are and we're like
goldenfrodawg (10:43:55 PM): "yo, we're going out here to watch tv"
goldenfrodawg (10:44:04 PM): so the junior goes and sits down on the couch
goldenfrodawg (10:44:19 PM): and the 13 year old goes and sits all up next to him, like spooning or whatever
goldenfrodawg (10:44:29 PM): and me and the other kids are just like, looking at each other and stuff
goldenfrodawg (10:44:39 PM): and not once does the junior look at the 13 year old
goldenfrodawg (10:44:47 PM): the entire time he's looking at me like, "save me"
goldenfrodawg (10:44:52 PM): so finally they go
goldenfrodawg (10:44:54 PM): and he's like
goldenfrodawg (10:44:58 PM): "wtf was that?"
goldenfrodawg (10:45:07 PM): and then she texts him and says
goldenfrodawg (10:45:11 PM): "we should've fucked"
goldenfrodawg (10:45:16 PM): end of part 2
Kenny Owenss (10:45:29 PM): wow
Kenny Owenss (10:45:33 PM): fucking little kids these days
