[poll] Which Came First???
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willywoghead
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THE ROOSTER CAME FIRST
Steve Moore
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The chicken came first because God made animals, not eggs. Haha
coleharbaugh
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LAWLHumma said:sax said:
My mum said they did
felinaferoz
The name is Margaret
i hope youre all kidding because then youre a bunch or retards.
ALL FUCKING BIRDS EVOLVED FROM DINOSAURS.
thats why the bastards are scaly and lay eggs.
if you remember correctly back in like 4th grade (some of you might still be there) they are their own category in the whole 5 kingdom thing.
they are still debating weather or not all some dinosaurs were warm-blooded if you feel like bringing that up.
they cant figure out the whole where sex came from but they think it had something to do with preventing failure copies and variation to fight off diseases or other things like that.
so it was a defense mechanism.
ALL LIVING THINGS HAVE MALE AND FEMALE PARTS. they pretty much all reproduce in the same way. a seed is an egg. women are born with all their unfertilized eggs until the last one falls out sometime in thier 50-60's. this egg stays inside becasue we have evolved so that we have a living parasite with in us.
eggs on the other hand develop with in the mother just like humans and when fertilized it pops out in a sulf sustaining little orb, as long as thing thing gets oxgen and warmth its all good.
so to say where the fucking chicken came from, it evolved like every other god damn thing.
and ADAM AND EVE NEVER EXISTED
and for your information the name eve is a french and English interpretation of a word in Hebrew that means life and adam in hebrew means earth. so i will go with you if you want to say you believe god made earth and life.
and not some bullshit that some cutie blond girl and a manly brown haird man came from the ground and made babies and those two people created all the variation of people in the world.
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ALL FUCKING BIRDS EVOLVED FROM DINOSAURS.
thats why the bastards are scaly and lay eggs.
if you remember correctly back in like 4th grade (some of you might still be there) they are their own category in the whole 5 kingdom thing.
they are still debating weather or not all some dinosaurs were warm-blooded if you feel like bringing that up.
they cant figure out the whole where sex came from but they think it had something to do with preventing failure copies and variation to fight off diseases or other things like that.
so it was a defense mechanism.
ALL LIVING THINGS HAVE MALE AND FEMALE PARTS. they pretty much all reproduce in the same way. a seed is an egg. women are born with all their unfertilized eggs until the last one falls out sometime in thier 50-60's. this egg stays inside becasue we have evolved so that we have a living parasite with in us.
eggs on the other hand develop with in the mother just like humans and when fertilized it pops out in a sulf sustaining little orb, as long as thing thing gets oxgen and warmth its all good.
so to say where the fucking chicken came from, it evolved like every other god damn thing.
and ADAM AND EVE NEVER EXISTED
and for your information the name eve is a french and English interpretation of a word in Hebrew that means life and adam in hebrew means earth. so i will go with you if you want to say you believe god made earth and life.
and not some bullshit that some cutie blond girl and a manly brown haird man came from the ground and made babies and those two people created all the variation of people in the world.
/thread <3333
coleharbaugh
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Margaret said:i hope youre all kidding because then youre a bunch or retards.
ALL FUCKING BIRDS EVOLVED FROM DINOSAURS.
thats why the bastards are scaly and lay eggs.
if you remember correctly back in like 4th grade (some of you might still be there) they are their own category in the whole 5 kingdom thing.
they are still debating weather or not all some dinosaurs were warm-blooded if you feel like bringing that up.
they cant figure out the whole where sex came from but they think it had something to do with preventing failure copies and variation to fight off diseases or other things like that.
so it was a defense mechanism.
ALL LIVING THINGS HAVE MALE AND FEMALE PARTS. they pretty much all reproduce in the same way. a seed is an egg. women are born with all their unfertilized eggs until the last one falls out sometime in thier 50-60's. this egg stays inside becasue we have evolved so that we have a living parasite with in us.
eggs on the other hand develop with in the mother just like humans and when fertilized it pops out in a sulf sustaining little orb, as long as thing thing gets oxgen and warmth its all good.
so to say where the fucking chicken came from, it evolved like every other god damn thing.
and ADAM AND EVE NEVER EXISTED
and for your information the name eve is a french and English interpretation of a word in Hebrew that means life and adam in hebrew means earth. so i will go with you if you want to say you believe god made earth and life.
and not some bullshit that some cutie blond girl and a manly brown haird man came from the ground and made babies and those two people created all the variation of people in the world.
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felinaferoz
The name is Margaret
one more thing id like to throw in as a mind fuck for some of you.
YOU WERE ALL FEMALE IN THE WOMB YOU ALL HAD VAGINAS YOU ALL HAD OVARIES.
then the sex hormones busted in and said NO THIS ONE GETS A DICK.
and then you ovaries shriveled up.
see the line under your thingy? that was it.
more things you didnt know
women have a gland that represents the prostate gland, aka the "g spot" they also ejaculate out of the urethra JUST LIKE YOU, minus the sperm aaand not as much. most women hold it in, or it dribbles a little unnoticeable.
sex ed.
its how your 'god' made you
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YOU WERE ALL FEMALE IN THE WOMB YOU ALL HAD VAGINAS YOU ALL HAD OVARIES.
then the sex hormones busted in and said NO THIS ONE GETS A DICK.
and then you ovaries shriveled up.
see the line under your thingy? that was it.
more things you didnt know
women have a gland that represents the prostate gland, aka the "g spot" they also ejaculate out of the urethra JUST LIKE YOU, minus the sperm aaand not as much. most women hold it in, or it dribbles a little unnoticeable.
sex ed.
its how your 'god' made you
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willywoghead
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lol x22
Egg.
THEORY-What Margret said
All the dino birds laid eggs untill lets say a Dino Bird and a T-Rex had a nice night out, had a few drinks then the T-Rex RAPED THE DINO BIRD AND RAN AWAY then the Dino Bird laid two retarded eggs, a boy and a girl, and thats how it became,
BTW-The reason the chickens are so screwed up is because they breed with there sisters and cousins
THEORY-What Margret said
All the dino birds laid eggs untill lets say a Dino Bird and a T-Rex had a nice night out, had a few drinks then the T-Rex RAPED THE DINO BIRD AND RAN AWAY then the Dino Bird laid two retarded eggs, a boy and a girl, and thats how it became,
BTW-The reason the chickens are so screwed up is because they breed with there sisters and cousins
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