Procrastination Thread

Tom Cirbee

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I honestly don't know why the fuck I am making this thread right now because I have a paper on Huckleberry Finn due tomorrow. I have so much reading to do and its 12:11am. After I finish the reading, I have to write the paper. Help me.

I know I'm not the only procrastinator on here, but I'm definitely the worst one. Anybody else unable to do their work until last minute?
 

Tom Cirbee

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Same dude! It sucks having ADD. All I ever want to do when writing a paper is go on facebook or come on here and browse some threads.
 

TomK

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Dude I am the worst. I always end up doing my homework in the morning before school haha. I might be the worst procrastinator ever, it kinda sucks.
 

Jordan Jasa

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don't actually read the book, just use sparknotes n00b. (but in the future you actually should read the book before your thing is due)

i am procrastinating from posting on inside, you guys are pissed
 

Cannoli

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i have a major book project techinally due on the 28th but im not gunna be in school till the 7th and ive only read 40 pages and i cant focus while reading at all
 

Tom Cirbee

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don't actually read the book, just use sparknotes n00b. (but in the future you actually should read the book before your thing is due)

i am procrastinating from posting on inside, you guys are pissed
My bitch-ass teacher worked around the use of sparknotes when she was writing the assignment. She made it so that it would be useless to us if we tried.
 

Blake

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I am so glad I went into this thread. Whenever I have to read a book for English I'm going to go spark notes and check if it's there.

I can't understand how anyone can do assignments and homework at least 2 weeks earlier than the due date, I just don't have that pressure that I need for me to be able to work well unless I do assignments at the last minute. I don't concentrate properly if I have no pressure on me.
 

Bennett_J

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I just snorted 40 mg of Adderal (With some adulterants in it, possibly MDMA) and mixed 30 mg of Vyvance into water and drank it. I didn't procrastinate at all, Im wide awake and on page 11 of my IB Chemistry Internal Assessment, and going strong. This has been the most productive night that I can remember since 10th grade.

I might have to develop a habit of taking these drugs, because they fucking work.
 

Tom Cirbee

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Finally started the paper portion of my night. I'm on full-power-mode right now. Ima keep chuggin' away.
 

Bennett_J

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Page 13: Starting the analysis, all I have left is graphing the data, error propagation, the conclusion, and checking for mistakes. Bed time: 5 am/
 

Tom Cirbee

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Page 13: Starting the analysis, all I have left is graphing the data, error propagation, the conclusion, and checking for mistakes. Bed time: 5 am/
I try to predict how late I will stay up all the time. Tonight its looking like 4am. 2 hours of sleep. I cant function without sleep. Tomorrow, I have to go to school, then from school straight to work, then after work, I have a history paper that I have to submit electronically by midnight. Tomorrow is a Five Hour Energy day haha. But nah I don't drink that shit.
 

Bennett_J

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I decided not to go, i got a good five hours in. Although i have 2 essays to write.

Maybe I should do things other than ride and watch movies, like starting assignments on time... Haha
 

ConnorD

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I procrastinate on everything school related haha. I guess it runs in the family because my brother just missed out on his university applications, now he can't get in the fall semester
 
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