"quotes"

[Anthσny]

*Referring to SCS* "I like it because it doesn't have a cap or a shim" -Zig Short

 

[CallumR]

some dickface pumpkin kid in my class"didnt marco polo discover the silk road'

 

[BenJelinek]

*Referring to SCS* "I like it because it doesn't have a cap or a shim" -Zig Short

:like:

 

[Dewey]

kid looking at my wheel "is your name coedie?"

lol
(this kid talking about my proto wheels)" yo where did u get black on white fuzion wheels?"

 

[RiccardoM]

Idiot kid referring to my built in clamp. 'Ugh, those bars are horrible! Why don't they have a clamp? Where's your clamp how does it work? You should get a Madd clamp like me - they're really good.' The whole time I couldn't get a word in edge ways.

 

[.Gerrit]

"Flouride kills you. It's a poison. It's a government plot to kill people with flouride in their water." Some old guy at McDonald's on why he always ordered soda. I don't even know.

 

[Blake]

"Grab a napkin homie, you just got served." Howard Wolowitz

 

[TomGeorge]

^^^
"Ah gravity thou art a heartless bitch." - Sheldon Cooper
"Oh, please - that crazy bastards looking querky in the rear view mirror" - Howard Wolowitz

 

[cody]

Friend-"Dude she's fat as fuck!"
Me-"Dude she's not fat... She's just thick as shit."

 

[Blake]

[Upon hearing that Leonard, Wolowitz, and Raj are upstairs in the new girl's apartment]
Penny: Typical.
Sheldon: It's axiomatically atypical. Up until recently they did not know Alicia, and had no encounters with her in her previous location. They never went upstairs to visit the former tenants. So your characterization of their behavior as typical is demonstrably fallacious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIyhbIZXdtI

 

[Maz.]

"Too bad half the peoples on this status have a smaller Dick the the width of there deck" ~ Donald Delp.

 

[Griffiths007]

"If you live in Holbeach your life isnt complete unless you have been stabbed." ~ ME

 

[MattSeid]

*bump*
someone on youtube commenting on a video with a brocken fork.
"That's why I run spoons"

 

[Chuck Testa]

"In dat shirt" - Tyler the cretor

 

[Joe Riley]

"In dat shirt" - Tyler the cretor

fuck yeah haha

 

[Anthσny]

"I let the cameras flash on my half famous ass, and I'm cool with that, the hunger for more is what makes it last."

 

[Chuck Testa]

"Why you give it to the white kid?"
"Cause he can read" - OF skate vid

 

[Anthσny]

"lifes a bitch that's why I stay potent." -Casey Veggies