RENT A MIDGET!!!

[tomborsari]

http://www.rent-a-midget.com/about.htm

RENT A MIDGET!!! OMG!!!!!
lol

i want my own midget... imagine the possibilities....
-you could fit him in tight spaces...
-you could tie him to your back and use him to hold your books in school....
-you could chase him with a stick to watch him waddle........
-you could watch midget porno to make you feel bigger.....

the possibilities are endless...
LOL

 

[Madis]

Lol, do they come in boxes or envilopes?

 

[JDBen]

lol imagine bar dimentions for those guys, lmao! XD

 

[Tylerr.]

WOW
get lil john

 

[codyferner]

there probably like the dirtiest, sleeziest migdets they can find
mail order midgets haha

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

Tom can i just say this.................................... you are officially my hero! i honestly started to get teary eyed and almost cried out of happiness................. i love you you seriously made my night!

 

[Jordan Jasa]

doood hahaha, i would get the skater one, sick handrail at the end of his video haha.

 

[domd]

haha thats great.

 

[scootcb]

"Rent-a-Midget is not a joke. Our employees provide a memorable festive atmosphere. From Midget Strip Shows, to Christmas Cookie Servers or Office Pranks, Rent-A-Midget.com has the right little person for any occasion. If you have any questions don't hesitate to call."



Thats all i ever wanted!!!!!!!!
:O

 

[tomborsari]

Tom can i just say this.................................... you are officially my hero! i honestly started to get teary eyed and almost cried out of happiness................. i love you you seriously made my night!

haha im glad to hear it

... but seriously.. i really wanna chase one wit a stick

that in my mind could never get old... haha

 

[Joe Riley]

"Rent-a-Midget is not a joke. Our employees provide a memorable festive atmosphere. From Midget Strip Shows, to Christmas Cookie Servers or Office Pranks, Rent-A-Midget.com has the right little person for any occasion. If you have any questions don't hesitate to call."



Thats all i ever wanted!!!!!!!!
:O

every mans dream

 

[Freddy Cacace]

"Rent-a-Midget is not a joke. Our employees provide a memorable festive atmosphere. From Midget Strip Shows, to Christmas Cookie Servers or Office Pranks, Rent-A-Midget.com has the right little person for any occasion. If you have any questions don't hesitate to call."



Thats all i ever wanted!!!!!!!!
:O

every mans dream

is it really?


EDIT: yes, as said above i would love to chase one with a stick but i think a midget strip show would be madddd weird. that's probably just me.

 

[Brian Murphy]

andrewww get 1 for the newyears eve party

 

[conor]

dude lil jons not a midget for gods sake hes 5,3

 

[Dom Marconi]

click on the home button.

 

[Scott Trainer]

"Rent-a-Midget is not a joke. Our employees provide a memorable festive atmosphere. From Midget Strip Shows, to Christmas Cookie Servers or Office Pranks, Rent-A-Midget.com has the right little person for any occasion. If you have any questions don't hesitate to call."



Thats all i ever wanted!!!!!!!!
:O

i always used to make jokes about that, but now my life is complete!!

tom i love u for this!!

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

dude tom thats crazy cuz i have always wanted to do the midget backpack thing also, and i would also love to set one loose in a dandelion field and chase after him while jumping for joy with that one song from the super smash bros commercial a couple of years ago you the one that goes " its me and you and you and me so happy together." god that would be the day

 

[zolof]

FUC.KING EPIC

 

[AnthonyPellino]

lol imagine bar dimentions for those guys, lmao! XD

Ben, just shutup PLEASE!!!

 

[idk47]

Oh fuck yeah!