Scooter Puns

[MattSeid]

I wasn't quite sure where to put this but anyway, I love to hear scooter jokes whether at the expense of the sport or not, so post up any jokes or puns you know of!

Are you an artist? Because you are skeeeetchy! *sarcastic laughs*

 

[Tyler Jones]

This thread could be glorious if anybody actually contributes.

 

[Rob.]

Discuss anything.

 

[Bear Grylls]

Are you madd because you suck? BECAUSE MADD SUCKS

inb4 shitstorm

 

[.Gerrit]

I think I can make the best puns here, bar none.
Maybe I can tilt the mood in my favor. Maybe I'll be lucky.

Or maybe someone will come deck me on account of my subpar puns. However, I will admit that it can grind my gears when someone makes as many bad puns as I do. It's a disaster.
My creativity has stalled. I'll come back later with more.

 

[Smiler]

I think I can make the best puns here, bar none.

I peg to differ

 

[.Gerrit]

I peg to differ

You're having delusions of grindeur.

 

[tylerbillman]

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[.Gerrit]

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You're derailing the thread. Don't be a drag, now. I would hate to turndown such a good thread opportunity like this.

Edit: What do you need for filming abortions under water? A baby death fisheye.

 

[Blake]

Hahahaha

 

[Tom Cirbee]

Yeah, Tyler. Get a grip. When it comes to bearing with your cockiness, I can't ever get a brake. <33333

I own this threaded.

 

[CoryR]

Fat chicks are like scooters, fun to ride, but you dont want your friends to see you riding them.

 

[issac p]

lol corey, that was stupid af.

 

[Blake]

Fat chicks are like scooters, fun to ride, but you dont want your friends to see you riding them.

That's not a pun.

 

[CoryR]

That's not a pun.

F*** the police

 

[issac p]

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lolololololololol 12 y3ar 0Ld lYfe

 

[Griffiths007]

F*** the police

But they do clamp down on crime!

 

[cas13]

Why don't you scoot on out of this thread big guy.^

 

[Tyler Rehard]

your not a mod don't FORKing tell him what to do

 

[Rob.]

every time I forking browse this site, i get madd at the people who seem addicted to this place. it really drives a wedge into my schedule, strikering down all of the people who brake the most simple of rules. I mean, I'm a senior member around here and still i get a micro-scopic amount of respect...

I'm seriously on a razor's edge here...

Maybe we'll just ban everyone. Then phase two can begin.