dildos, complete fucking dildos.
first of all, whoever built the new ramps is fucking RETARDED. every single fucking quarter pipe had the worst most sketchy tranny ive ever had the displeasure of being in the same refrigerator with. note i said refrigerator because there was a thermometer on the wall (probably to say fuck you to everyone who wasted their money) and it read FUCKING 43 DEGREES. IN AN INDOOR SKATEPARK. to put it in perspective it was 45 degrees OUTSIDE. i tried to ride and make the best of it, got some nasty shit down, BUT I FUCKING GOT SICK HAVE WAY THROUGH THE GOD DAMN SESH. LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?! and then the kid that was going to film me shows up and im like "sure ill try to do some steezy shit even though i have fucking mucus flowing out of my god damn nose with every bunny hop" so i got like 2 clips which im not even going to put up because i look high and they came out horrid (thats how sick i got).
AND THEN TO ADD INJURY AND INSULT TO INSULT i did a FUCKING FEEBLE on a fucking 1 FOOT HIGH BOX out of a bank, and the shitty ass FUCKING cooping FUCKING SLIPPED OFF THE BOX A LITTLE sending me strait into the ground .and my knee slammed (FUCKING SLAMMED) into my bars. i was legit down on the ground in agony for 2 minutes, it was up there with the worst pain ive ever felt in my entire life, in fact i hit is so hard that my knee split open a little bit. so i sat out for the rest of the sesh slightly bleeding, in alot of pain, with a fever, hungry as shit (because the chewys i had froze and i couldnt bite into them), and annoyed. the only thing that place has going is everyone is super chill. like the fucking temperature.
right now my knee is black and blue and i cant really move it and im about to make some syrup to try to help with my whatever the fuck kinda sick i am right now.
so yea FUCK THIS PLACE.
edit: just to make sure its clear how bad the fucking ramps are, think of the worst qp you've ever rode and imagine it TEN times worse, then imagine it being covered in gravel, and shat on by a thousand elephants, and then imagine wanting to ride what i just described instead of the shitty ass park called "small empire" and thats being nice.
