Chandler Olsen
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so it was the first snow day yesterday. or 1st full day of snow and this was a funny story that happened.
so yesterday there were like 6 or 7 of these 16 or 17 year olds that i didnt know and i was by the safeway by my house with a couple other kids and i'm 12 and about 4' 9" and my friends are about the same size and age. so they were were way taller so 2 of them come up and throw ice chunks at me and my friend and then walk off and so i yell "WHAT THE ---?!?! so since you cant kick anyones --- thats your age you go pick on lil sevies huh? ya thats really mature you dumb ---." so one of them walks over to me with his arms out and he's waddling like a duck (while my friends are scared shitless and are standing like 50 ft behind me) so i say "oh so now your a penguin???" so he comes over and is all like "i'll give you three free shots, come on." so i say "im not gonna punch you cuz i know you could kick my --- but im saying that you could never win a fight with someone your age" (and he had emo red hair and glasses and looked like a ---) "well ive been boxing for a year and i dedicate every day to boxing, i've beaten up 19 year olds! i've won against people twice my age!" (at this point hes standing almost ontop of me while i stay there and all my friends are about to pee their pants) so i start clapping and saying "bravo, bravo. i'm really proud of you! but i have 1 question. if your 16 and you beat up a 19 year old in boxing how does that make him double your age? and really are you gonna kick my --- here? infront of all these cars? cuz youll definetaly be able to brag about that to your friends. hey guess what i just beat up a 12 year old! ya! and now im goin to juvi!" so at this point like 5 of his friends are comin over and now the thought of running away is entering my mind but i decide to just stay here cuz some mexican in a jeep is starting to pull over. but his friends push HIM not me and they're like "dude what the hell?" as they're talking to him. and they knock him down and they say "come on lets just get outta here" so they leave.
first snow day this winter and look at all the fun i had!
i was pretty proud of myself though.
not sure if this is worth a thread but w/e.
so yesterday there were like 6 or 7 of these 16 or 17 year olds that i didnt know and i was by the safeway by my house with a couple other kids and i'm 12 and about 4' 9" and my friends are about the same size and age. so they were were way taller so 2 of them come up and throw ice chunks at me and my friend and then walk off and so i yell "WHAT THE ---?!?! so since you cant kick anyones --- thats your age you go pick on lil sevies huh? ya thats really mature you dumb ---." so one of them walks over to me with his arms out and he's waddling like a duck (while my friends are scared shitless and are standing like 50 ft behind me) so i say "oh so now your a penguin???" so he comes over and is all like "i'll give you three free shots, come on." so i say "im not gonna punch you cuz i know you could kick my --- but im saying that you could never win a fight with someone your age" (and he had emo red hair and glasses and looked like a ---) "well ive been boxing for a year and i dedicate every day to boxing, i've beaten up 19 year olds! i've won against people twice my age!" (at this point hes standing almost ontop of me while i stay there and all my friends are about to pee their pants) so i start clapping and saying "bravo, bravo. i'm really proud of you! but i have 1 question. if your 16 and you beat up a 19 year old in boxing how does that make him double your age? and really are you gonna kick my --- here? infront of all these cars? cuz youll definetaly be able to brag about that to your friends. hey guess what i just beat up a 12 year old! ya! and now im goin to juvi!" so at this point like 5 of his friends are comin over and now the thought of running away is entering my mind but i decide to just stay here cuz some mexican in a jeep is starting to pull over. but his friends push HIM not me and they're like "dude what the hell?" as they're talking to him. and they knock him down and they say "come on lets just get outta here" so they leave.
first snow day this winter and look at all the fun i had!
i was pretty proud of myself though.
not sure if this is worth a thread but w/e.
