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simplicity

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Ok, well I live in the ghetto area of my city.. and scootering, like it is everywhere else, is consider fucking gayy. Well anyways, some little black kids started following me making comments at me like what was in my back pack, whats in my pockets, or how much was my scooter, you know, the questions you would expect to get asked before getting jumped.
Well anyways, 2 of them got off there bikes and watched in the distance as the other one attempted his "strike" on me, he ghost rode his bike into me so soft that it didn't even break my flow of pushing on the scooter. he jumped up and said, "Ay kid! Get off your bike!" first, I hessetated, but then I quickly snapped back, "I'm on a scooter" Then he signaled his friends to go at me, and his one big assss friend started rushing at me, and me being like nervous just figgiting, I picked up my scooter and starting whiping it around. I noticed he hessitated when I started doing it, so I spun it wayyyy fast... then he stopped dead in his tracks, stared for a minute, then he called them off and they walked away..

I then rode home the rest of the way un bothered...
WTF?
 
Travis House

Travis House

Wu-Tang Master
Staff member
Good for you dude, if you can't avoid a confrontation use wisdom. "Wise-Dome"

Nobody wants to fight somebody who is confident and has an upper hand. Your quick thinking with your scooter saved you a hand to hand situation outnumbered.
 
Bennett_J

Bennett_J

Steel Member
Buy a knife, if they ever try that shit again; pull it out, remain calm, look the one calling the shots directly in the eyes without blinking and say "I'm going to finger paint with your fucking blood".

I am assuming they are just neighborhood punks, subsequently, they will run like shit and think you are insane.

Major props on the scooter thing though, if you didn't appear to shaken up they won't try any thing like this again, showing fear shows weakness.
 
Arnor Smari

Arnor Smari

Bronze member
Bennett_J said:
Buy a knife, if they ever try that shit again; pull it out, remain calm, look the one calling the shots directly in the eyes without blinking and say "I'm going to finger paint with your fucking blood".
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Or just look him in the eyes and stab him without saying anything.
 
BenJelinek

BenJelinek

Administrator
Staff member
Bennett god I love you.

And yeah that's really good to hear haha, if you do live in the ghetto area I'd bring a knife with you from now on. That's what I do whenever I ride the bus after my brother was jumped with me right there.
 
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simplicity

Member
BenJelinek said:
Bennett god I love you.

And yeah that's really good to hear haha, if you do live in the ghetto area I'd bring a knife with you from now on. That's what I do whenever I ride the bus after my brother was jumped with me right there.
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The funniest part of the hole thing is that I was riding on a scooter my friend gave me after he had got jumped riding it... They seeked no interest in his scooter, just his XBOX 360 that was in his back pack lmao. He gave up scooters after that, and now he rides bikes from place to place.

So I learned, hood rats like the colors green and black, because it's decked out in it ;D
 
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Keenan Still

Steel Member
fuck you, ive always wanted to do this and just get someone in the shins with like a tsi deck and whatch them weep. But get a switchblade or a knife that you can pull out quick, so if niggas charge at you, you can whip your knife out quick as fuck like indiana jones with a straight face. The straight face is the key to success, no one wants to fuck with a dude with a knife thats about to get jumped by 7 people but has a straight ass face.
 
Maz.

Maz.

Steel Member
Ahah this thread is so joke, i might start riding with a knife, is it illegal to carry around?
 
JayWatt

JayWatt

Member
I got jumped on my scooter, ran into a bike shop with some Maui's I know they ran away haha, props to you for not just letting them take what they wanted.
 
RiccardoM

RiccardoM

Steel Member
Use a phoenix switchblade...
I don't think it's as funny as I wanted it to be, nevermind.
Good for you anyways.
 
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