The idea of screwing around thread.
- Thread starter Traphik
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Well first of all make sure that you ask for consent to get yourself out of legal trouble.
After that just remove your penis from your pants and get the girl to play with it until you gain erection status. After the erection has been acheived you may simply insert it into the reproductive organ of the women (vagina) and begin to thrust backwards and forwards.
If the Women is not using any kind of contraceptive measure then the use of a simple tool called a 'condom' is recommended. To use the condom, simple remove it from the packet and grab it by the nib. Slide the rest of the condom down your penis and then resume activities.
I thought this was common knowledge?
After that just remove your penis from your pants and get the girl to play with it until you gain erection status. After the erection has been acheived you may simply insert it into the reproductive organ of the women (vagina) and begin to thrust backwards and forwards.
If the Women is not using any kind of contraceptive measure then the use of a simple tool called a 'condom' is recommended. To use the condom, simple remove it from the packet and grab it by the nib. Slide the rest of the condom down your penis and then resume activities.
I thought this was common knowledge?
Griffiths007
Bronze member
Hahahaha I just laughed for a legit 5 minitues straight.
tylerbillman
Steel Member
throw their car keys in the toilet but don't flush just leave them there
blackscootdawg
Bronze member
tye the to clear fishing line (filament?) just in case they get flushed, and ty it to something close to the toilet so they cant see it.
tylerbillman
Steel Member
no fishing line.
just keys in toilet.
just keys in toilet.
Tyler Rehard
Bronze member
add fake poop to toilet
michaelchavez
Steel Member
burn their house
Put someones phone/money/keys in their shoe, fill their shoe with water and then place it in the freezer.
Glad wrap over the toilet.
Place peebles in ones fuel tank.
Create a .bat file that deletes system32 and then run it on their computer.
Have sex with their cat and post photos of you having sex with it on facebook like 'Yo, this is your cat'.
Place commercial quantities of drugs in their house/unit/apartment and then notify the police that you suspect a big time dealer living in that area.
Park their car in their garage, then light'em'up until the tires go. Make sure the garage door is shut but any internal doors leading to the house are open.
Glad wrap over the toilet.
Place peebles in ones fuel tank.
Create a .bat file that deletes system32 and then run it on their computer.
Have sex with their cat and post photos of you having sex with it on facebook like 'Yo, this is your cat'.
Place commercial quantities of drugs in their house/unit/apartment and then notify the police that you suspect a big time dealer living in that area.
Park their car in their garage, then light'em'up until the tires go. Make sure the garage door is shut but any internal doors leading to the house are open.
CallumR
Steel Member
pretend to be a cat, infiltrate their home and then start torturing them and their family at night but when they wake up they wont think it will be you cus you are wearing kittie cat ears and shit and you will totally look like a cat, then suffocate them to death on your huge bear cock
Grant Schofield
Silver Member
Steal all their forks
Go some where crowded and just yell. It doesnt even have to be words. But make sure you dont look directly at anyone, always keep a straight face, and just sneak it in real casually to whatever youre doing. I do that to people almost everywhere I go hahaha.
It sounds dumb but when you can do them and ALWAYS keep a straight face it can get interesting.
It sounds dumb but when you can do them and ALWAYS keep a straight face it can get interesting.
tylerbillman
Steel Member
I like that one.