to satisfy jordan:
Matt Dibble said:
cops/people of authority
they have been fucking with me all weekend
thursday night:
was going to drink with like 10 other people, this place is sooo gnarly its like in the woods and we had tiki torches set up at the 4 corners of our beer pong table and logs to sit on and a campfire and a few tents and shit, and there was gnarly offroading to get there.. so we are drinking and stuff and the cops show up. how they found us we dont know. we all think someone reported it but they were saying they heard us while doing a door check at a car dealership (sooo far away). they were pretty chill while taking our names and addresses and shit... telling us that with the wind you had to throw the ball so it curved in and stuff haha. they said they were gonna be cool about it and not give us tickets or anything, but they needed to make sure we had a ride home from a parent. so yeah, everyones parents got called, mine were awesome and didnt hear the phone to wake up... so i got a ride home in a cop car... then had to wake my mom up so she could tell the cop im safe or whatever? It was ok though my mom and my one friend who i was with's mom was pretty cool with it, just because when we had gotten there we didnt really drink much, we were still sober when the cops showed up and were respectful to them the whole time (and they passed that along to my parents, which was pretty cool of them)
friday, was lazy most of the day. went driving around for a little bit with some people.... was being dumb and drifting in a parking lot. cop showed up, chewed me out, wish i had a camera. just got a warning but he was telling me all this shit about how i could have my license removed like forever and have blah blah fines and stuff, i got over it.
jim jim called me at like 5 and asked if i wanted to go to dk for a football game. i was like wtf i dont go to football games but whatever i went. i was playing throw the little kid around, if you throw a little kid into a big kid its 2 points, little kid to little kid is double points (4). i won. weeman and this sammy kid and this brett kid were getting thrown around when they least expected it lol it was grand. so yeah, then we left before the game was over and went to this party. we got there and werent allowed in, we were pissed. we ended up going to a walmart supercenter and chillin in there for a little bit until my cousin called me, and he said there was streetraces going on so i said YACE. we were walking around like tokyo drift and people all had their hoods up and we were checking out different turbos and stuff and blowoff valves that make you horny. my friend jim (different than jim jim) said he was gonna race this eclipse that pushes 500hp, it was pretty sick. jim has an eagle talon TSI AWD and its pretty quick too.
we were on our way when jim jim gets pulled over. we said WTF because everyone who was going to watch the race passed while we got the iron fist of justice handed to us by this cop. it was really gheyy. i guess jim's tail lights werent on and the cop said that being a friday night in town with a college any suspicious driving is looked at. so he let us go and we continued onward trying to find them. my phone randomly lost service for the first time ever in the bermuda-triangle-of-dunkirk... because wtf it never everrr loses service, verizon pwns here, especially in dunkirk. we were mad about that then we looked and saw them... they were going the other way. we did a u-turn as soon as we could but we had to wait because taht stupid cop was still following us.. it was gheyy. we got turned around and without service from the cell phone, never found out where they went. we kept going to westfield where i finally got service, full bars of course, and we didnt feel like going back anyway.
sleep.
woke up, went to XW all day.... (saturday) had a gnarly time.. person of authority (virginia) was awesome, no complaints for that day
lol
sundayyy- woke up, was dead from XW. decided to go sesh our newish local park for like an hour or so.. got there and some super mom was like "zzzomg dont you know you ahve to have a helmet?" "kayyy" was all i said. she pooped in my mouth and then left. like an hour later the recreation department head came over and was like "zzzomg Mr.Dibble you come over here while i poop in your mouth right now!" and then i did and hes like "zzzzomg you n00bzorz i told you helmets required zzzomg i cant believe you brokezorz teh rulezzz, you izz done for today"
so i left blasting dance gavin dance (as always) and came home.
fuck cops/authority.
i think i said that already though...?
