Turtle crazy, he's turtle mad, the turtles have taken away the little sense he had. In a turtle outfit, you've really got to laugh, he wears it every night and day and even in the bath.
i know a guy who does animal rehabilitation/rescue and he has a massive snapping turtle that (from what i have heard) bit through a baseball bat with very little effort. i liek turtles too. kinda old meme is kinda old