Ultra pro lo Clamp

[parrish]

do you know what a clamp is?

 

[Ham.]

i cant help myself. this is one of the funniest threads ive ever read. this better make the classics

 

[Ronnie Bergan]

Yeah dude, i think i seen this kid in the funny papers. lul.

 

[issac p]

you just suck ass

 

[Ben Moak]

post a picture of said "clamp"

 

[ConnorD]

Is your clamp made of lead perchance? Also you basically just said it's heavier than your bars. So what kind of bars are these?

 

[alexscooter]

classics.

 

[Cannoli]

LOL funniest thing ive heard all week

 

[Brock]

 

[Arnor Smari]

You're definitely confusing a clamp with something else. If not, then you're just dumb to think that the clamp is effecting your riding skills.

 

[BillyVandeSteeg]

But when i'm trying to bunnyhop or whatever it's called I can't the scooter up ?

well then sir, u just FAIL! and are to much of a dumbass to see what the real problem is. and that sir, is you. QUITTING IS YOUR ONLY OPTION. and get of the razor spark scooter u panzie.

 

[Darwin.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woySeSNBL3o

 

[carljr]

u must be trolling?

 

[Bennett_J]

This kid does not win troll of the year, he is quite bad at it

 

[allyscooterkid1998]

i hope this kid isn't actually being serious...

 

[Joe Riley]

If the average scooter rider's IQ was any lower that it already is, most of us would be smashing ourselves in the face with rocks right now.

If your clamp is too heavy, then you have a problem. Work out or something. Ultra pro clamps are the lightest out there. Plus, the weight of a clamp is inconsiderable. It doesn't change the feel of the scooter or anything, for the most part(except for SCS and some quad clamps). I'm going to assume that you just don't know how to jump properly.

 

[allyscooterkid1998]

that's exactly it ^^^ and tbh weight makes no difference to my riding. unless im riding a stock rup, that shits too light

 

[Trace]

get a full scs

 

[tylerbillman]

There ya go. Lightest clamp in existence.

 

[.Gerrit]

If the average scooter rider's IQ was any lower that it already is, most of us would be smashing ourselves in the face with rocks right now.

If your clamp is too heavy, then you have a problem. Work out or something. Ultra pro clamps are the lightest out there. Plus, the weight of a clamp is inconsiderable. It doesn't change the feel of the scooter or anything, for the most part(except for SCS and some quad clamps). I'm going to assume that you just don't know how to jump properly.

Not only does he not know how to jump properly, he's an idiot, and blames his parts for what he can't do.