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nick_is_me1

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karl kennedy said:
sat work, went to a doof out in the bushwhere near some small creek. got smash danced like a sick cunt, passed out on the dance floor at ten woke up at 2 to find everyone was still doofing, went behind a rock to get away from niggers stomping. woke up did a big grog bog in the river, didnt need to wipe so thats a win
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James Scown

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this thread is being brought back.


had a big night last night, smoking and drinking from 7 to 3am.
ended with me powerchucking 7 times in selways backyard.
 
JamieBowe

JamieBowe

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Ok so tonight we were just planning to get drunk and stoned (all the locals) and than we decided to go for a walk into town around 11, have some funn, forever later, after our long journey with everyone talking to randoms on the street we get to town.. the first awesome thing that happened was we saw 2 girls sitting down, 1 was some fat hoe that everyone was like GTFO and there was a hot 17 year old blonde with her, so anyways i go to the fat chick whats your friends name, and she was like brooke, and i was like yer k laders hoe... and than i go oi brooke, how old are you and shes like 17, and than i was like, do you wanna hook up brooke? and than she said how old are you and i was like yerrr 16 and she was like you sure? and i was like yer and than she was like yer k, hooked up with her for like 10 mins, got feeled up ahaha, so i was happy all night after that and than i ran off to catch up to all my friends that had left, and than i got up to them, and than i just see some babe in a real short skirt try to fly kick my friend, and got the biggest pie shot ever ahahaa, and than some 20 year old runs over and king hit my friend (like 16) so everyone just started laying in to him, and than everything got broken up, we parted our ways, went off, than we some how walked into a pub without the security guards stopping us, talked to some chicks and than left before anything happend, me and monkey (18 yr old gold coast shredderrr) jumped this fence into a construction site...and than he was like oi jamie and i was like yer man and he had a hose haha, and he squirted the biggest guy that was around haha, and this guy was on pills so he started kicking this fence down monkey ran off into the pub, i just met up with everyone again, than we found monkey later chatting up some girls... after all that connor the idiot wanted to fight, so we found some 19 year old or something like that and connors like 15 and he swung at this dude and than we all had to break it up and --- before connor got killed (he was off his face) after that we were walking around, i had to stop him from walking into a car or something, a few smashed car windows later the cops rock up, everyone runs like crazy, there was like 3 of us left, me monkey and shayne and we just had a chat, sorted --- out... we went off to find everyone, than we went and some more cops talked to us, than we got chucked into the back of the paddy wagon and got taking to the station haha, had to sit there for like an hour listening to the beetles on my ipod while cops were screaming at me... it was still an awesome night though haha, all is well, still tripping a bit though haha... i think thats all that happend, and no i did not lie in this story... ily<3333
 
JamieBowe

JamieBowe

Member
Ok update on the hoe, she added me on myspace some how this arvo, and i'm getting with her friday night, HOW TOTALLY AWESOME IS THIS.
 
JamieBowe

JamieBowe

Member
I guess she looks alright in this photo, Hoe on the right.
Took down the photo because its pedo posting up a girl on the net
 
Jason

Jason

Silver Member
I got really fucking drunk last night. Here's what I can remember:

Climbing a tree over the highway
Making out with Lucy
Crying
Being possessed or some shit
Waking up this morning
 
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