weird/funny rules you have in your house.

Andy Rhode

Andy Rhode

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be in bed at 10 on school days.
turn off lights or i pay my dad 10 bucks.
idk theres more but im tired so imma go to bedd.
 
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bennyharradine

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Andy Rhode said:
be in bed at 10 on school days.
turn off lights or i pay my dad 10 bucks.
idk theres more but im tired so imma go to bedd.
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bahahaha
thats harsh lol.
we havto pay 20 cents every time we leave our pajamas on the ground..
 
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Will.b

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toilet seat always down, rats might climb through?

no scooting in the house, after my bed scooting idea

im sure theres more... meh
 
Hep Greg

Hep Greg

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this is margaret btw (im 19)

-home by 11 which normally is a lie i have to be home earlier
-on the weekends i can come home anytime but if not by 12 i get evil glares also i am no longer allowed to do this.
-cant sleep over anyones house (even though i used to)
-leaving my phone uncharged results in bleeding ears.
-walking on the creaky wood floors after 12am no bueno.
-i have to lock the screen door even though we have a solid double locked front door.
-supposedly do a chore a day, but if for too long i dont look like i do anything all of a sudden my mom goes ballistic and screams and breaks shit and curses me to hell for being an inconsiderate piece of shit that does nothing around the house and shortly after apologizes for destroying a bunch of shit and says she got mad b/c my rooms dirty.
-i cant move in with greg unless i get a job and get no support from her which also means i cant go to school, or get married which i am also apparently not allowed to do b/c then i wont get any support from her which again means i cant go to school
- i cant move out b/c its putting money into nothing.
-i cant move into the guest room thats bigger than my room b/c the couch and the tv and shit doest fit in my room and b/c its next to my grandparents room which apparently means ill make too much noise even though theyre the ones that keep me up with loud tv at night
-im not alowed to move into the guest room and sound proof it either.
-i can live in the garage if i clear it out which is probably impossible, if i put in the insulation and walls myself fix the holes but i cant put in a bathroom and i cant sleep there?
-im not allowed to have a lock on my door.
-im not allowed to lay in bed with greg, b/c it has something to do with intruding on my grandparents.
-not allowed to leave the state with other people by car and it took a bunch of convincing to take the train to jersey.
-she WILL NOT BUY ME ANYTHING THAT COULD LEAD TO MY DEATH this includes scooters,skateboards,and bikes.
-i cant get a tattoo or shell "disown me" even though i have one already (she hasnt noticed it)
-i cant have more than one piercing on my ears but that doesnt matter b/c im allergic to everything.
-cant dye my hair unnatural colors until shes "dead"
-first one who sees it cleans it (basiicaly me.)
-not allowed to buy things that belong in the boys section or look like they belong in the boys section.
-not allowed to resemble greg even though its fucking unavoidable.
etc etc etc
 
Andy Rhode

Andy Rhode

Member
Hep Greg said:
this is margaret btw (im 19)

-home by 11 which normally is a lie i have to be home earlier
-on the weekends i can come home anytime but if not by 12 i get evil glares also i am no longer allowed to do this.
-cant sleep over anyones house (even though i used to)
-leaving my phone uncharged results in bleeding ears.
-walking on the creaky wood floors after 12am no bueno.
-i have to lock the screen door even though we have a solid double locked front door.
-supposedly do a chore a day, but if for too long i dont look like i do anything all of a sudden my mom goes ballistic and screams and breaks shit and curses me to hell for being an inconsiderate piece of shit that does nothing around the house and shortly after apologizes for destroying a bunch of shit and says she got mad b/c my rooms dirty.
-i cant move in with greg unless i get a job and get no support from her which also means i cant go to school, or get married which i am also apparently not allowed to do b/c then i wont get any support from her which again means i cant go to school
- i cant move out b/c its putting money into nothing.
-i cant move into the guest room thats bigger than my room b/c the couch and the tv and shit doest fit in my room and b/c its next to my grandparents room which apparently means ill make too much noise even though theyre the ones that keep me up with loud tv at night
-im not alowed to move into the guest room and sound proof it either.
-i can live in the garage if i clear it out which is probably impossible, if i put in the insulation and walls myself fix the holes but i cant put in a bathroom and i cant sleep there?
-im not allowed to have a lock on my door.
-im not allowed to lay in bed with greg, b/c it has something to do with intruding on my grandparents.
-not allowed to leave the state with other people by car and it took a bunch of convincing to take the train to jersey.
-she WILL NOT BUY ME ANYTHING THAT COULD LEAD TO MY DEATH this includes scooters,skateboards,and bikes.
-i cant get a tattoo or shell "disown me" even though i have one already (she hasnt noticed it)
-i cant have more than one piercing on my ears but that doesnt matter b/c im allergic to everything.
-cant dye my hair unnatural colors until shes "dead"
-first one who sees it cleans it (basiicaly me.)
-not allowed to buy things that belong in the boys section or look like they belong in the boys section.
-not allowed to resemble greg even though its fucking unavoidable.
etc etc etc
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as soon as a turn 18 i get the boot lol
 
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byreen

Member
Wtf, that sucks Margaret. I usually just do everything my dad tells me to do because of his difibulator he is limited to what he can do, and trust me, it sucks a big c0ck.
 
Kyper

Kyper

Member
Andy Rhode said:
Hep Greg said:
this is margaret btw (im 19)

-home by 11 which normally is a lie i have to be home earlier
-on the weekends i can come home anytime but if not by 12 i get evil glares also i am no longer allowed to do this.
-cant sleep over anyones house (even though i used to)
-leaving my phone uncharged results in bleeding ears.
-walking on the creaky wood floors after 12am no bueno.
-i have to lock the screen door even though we have a solid double locked front door.
-supposedly do a chore a day, but if for too long i dont look like i do anything all of a sudden my mom goes ballistic and screams and breaks shit and curses me to hell for being an inconsiderate piece of shit that does nothing around the house and shortly after apologizes for destroying a bunch of shit and says she got mad b/c my rooms dirty.
-i cant move in with greg unless i get a job and get no support from her which also means i cant go to school, or get married which i am also apparently not allowed to do b/c then i wont get any support from her which again means i cant go to school
- i cant move out b/c its putting money into nothing.
-i cant move into the guest room thats bigger than my room b/c the couch and the tv and shit doest fit in my room and b/c its next to my grandparents room which apparently means ill make too much noise even though theyre the ones that keep me up with loud tv at night
-im not alowed to move into the guest room and sound proof it either.
-i can live in the garage if i clear it out which is probably impossible, if i put in the insulation and walls myself fix the holes but i cant put in a bathroom and i cant sleep there?
-im not allowed to have a lock on my door.
-im not allowed to lay in bed with greg, b/c it has something to do with intruding on my grandparents.
-not allowed to leave the state with other people by car and it took a bunch of convincing to take the train to jersey.
-she WILL NOT BUY ME ANYTHING THAT COULD LEAD TO MY DEATH this includes scooters,skateboards,and bikes.
-i cant get a tattoo or shell "disown me" even though i have one already (she hasnt noticed it)
-i cant have more than one piercing on my ears but that doesnt matter b/c im allergic to everything.
-cant dye my hair unnatural colors until shes "dead"
-first one who sees it cleans it (basiicaly me.)
-not allowed to buy things that belong in the boys section or look like they belong in the boys section.
-not allowed to resemble greg even though its fucking unavoidable.
etc etc etc
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as soon as a turn 18 i get the boot lol
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Ch'yea. That's what my parents did to me. Lol. My dad rents my old room out to people who need a place to crash now. I used to hate him for it but he told me, "I would understand why he did it later on". And now I do. Getting kicked out at 18 isn't bad man. My dad did it not because he wanted the money, but to push me forward. I don't have a home to go back to anymore. All I can do now is press forward in life and not turn back.
 
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