what just happened 5 minutes ago

[markmacwan]

so i was microwaving some frozen white castle burger and in the meantime i was throwing my phone around and flipping it and i missed the catch and it bounced of and it hit me in the nutz! like really hard and im wearing those like basketball shorts with the little holes in it and im commando,it hurts so badly oooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhh

 

[danielaurelio]

 

[Stevenson]

 

[domd]

 

[danielwarwick]

"i missed the catch and it bounced of and it hit me in the nutz!"

bounced of? you mean bounced off? and bounced off what?

pointless.

 

[danielaurelio]

yeah pointless but nonetheless

 

[Jake_H]

HAHAHAHAHAHA i love this thread. it makes me smile lmfao

 

[Michael Rankin]

sounds like a personal problem to me

 

[Joe Riley]

 

[Big L]

I'd say a "cool story" variation, but that story fucking sucked, it wasn't cool at all. Bro.

 

[Cookie]

 

[Biagio.]

 

[Ian Marshall]

Splendid tale brother.

 

[Riley Hughes]

 

[Cookie]

 

[felinaferoz]

^hahaha

 

[Riley Hughes]

 

[CJ Treihart]

just watched that movie for the first time yesterday lol

 

[Stevenson]