wierd skatepark stories

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connor Donnelly

connor Donnelly

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well i have 2 stories
there was this one guy on crutches that was walking around and fell down the biggest stairset at the park.his leg was broken but i dont think he knew it was broke. he just pulled a joint out of his pocket and lit it up looking at his fucked up leg.
there was this other time when a skater lit a cigarette and then this one fat lady came over and ripped it out of his mouth because your not supposed to smoke in the park.the skater started cussing this fat lady out and then she started yelling at him that he was going to hell or some shit. he started bitching to her about something. then a bunch of other skaters got involved.the old fat bitch got so mad.then she punched him in the face,walked away and lit up a cig.if i temember curectly i shit my pants
 
Bobby R

Bobby R

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Well i probably got over a 100 stories to tell but ill tell ya some of them atleast.

A couple months ago a couple drunk dudes were drifting in the grass right next to the skate park and almost hit a couple of little kids, then they park their car and come up to the skate park with a 2x4 and threatened everyone then a biker and a whole bunch of skaters ganged up on them knocking them unconcious and throwing them into a deep bowl.

My friend made fun of my other friend's mom for supposedly being in a porno and got kicked 4-5 times in the stomach/chest area and he bent his new Blunt Max Peters bars.

Some kid dying at the park flipping a gap without a helmet on with a mountain bike.

Some kids all took the park workers little Caddy and got 2 planks of wood and dropped them across a ramp, drove the Caddy to a 7 foot ramp and it's called the "Island" so only way they got it off was with a crane.

Finding a Hissing Cockroach on a tree.

Watching a Biker do a feeble on a rail then his front tire falling off and he dies.
 
Ian P

Ian P

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Bobby R said:
Well i probably got over a 100 stories to tell but ill tell ya some of them atleast.

A couple months ago a couple drunk dudes were drifting in the grass right next to the skate park and almost hit a couple of little kids, then they park their car and come up to the skate park with a 2x4 and threatened everyone then a biker and a whole bunch of skaters ganged up on them knocking them unconcious and throwing them into a deep bowl.

My friend made fun of my other friend's mom for supposedly being in a porno and got kicked 4-5 times in the stomach/chest area and he bent his new Blunt Max Peters bars.

Some kid dying at the park flipping a gap without a helmet on with a mountain bike.

Some kids all took the park workers little Caddy and got 2 planks of wood and dropped them across a ramp, drove the Caddy to a 7 foot ramp and it's called the "Island" so only way they got it off was with a crane.

Finding a Hissing Cockroach on a tree.

Watching a Biker do a feeble on a rail then his front tire falling off and he dies.
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Jesus, how many people have died at your park???
 
J dub

J dub

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Well last week we had a dog who could flyout. He'd follow a skater at mach 5 and just jump straight up and out of the bowl as high as he could, and then run back to the other end to try it again.

Hate flyout.
 
Trace

Trace

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Me and nick Silverman were at are local and some guy came up to us cause were riding out friends rails and he calmed he was gangbanger and a real "g" so he stole this rail from a school and threatined to fight me I was sitting down and he's like that's right lil bitch sit down I was like I'm already sitting dumb fag so we mess with him everytime he comes to our local hahah
 
ChrisBrown

ChrisBrown

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One day i was riding with a bunch of people such as PatScooters and he spilt mango Arizona near his camera bag so he took out his Nikon D3000 and went to ride. The park is small so he thought it was safe but 3 minutes later when he wenr back to check how it was , the camera was gone. Everyone at the park got all pissed and after about 10 minutes we narrowed it down to whoo it could have been. Pat and I live probably 30 minutes form thsi park so we didnt know anyone but the locals were wiked nice and helped us out . So Xfss12 (Josh Brown) Called the kid who he thought stole it and told him to come down to the high school. The kid and Josh fought and the kid got a nice sucker punch to the head but took the kid down on his ass! Anyways, Josh called the cops because he knew the kids had the camera and after 1 hour of the 3 ------s lying to the cops they finally gave went in the cop car and they got the camera back.
 
Bobby R

Bobby R

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Ian P said:
Jesus, how many people have died at your park???
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Lol, only one that i know of... and one that was found in the trash can but that doesn't count!

The one when his front wheel falls off was just like a joke we say as "haha omg you died" when someone falls hard.
 
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