You and your changing body

qwxor

I got myself banned.
Many young boys come to a point in their life when they become men. Statistics show that the majority of you, my fellow scooter resource posters, are just starting to become a young adult.

With this change comes many confusing questions and statements, such as, "Why do i feel different?", "Why is there hair down there?!", "I hate pimples", etc etc.

By writing this short but helpful summary of manhood i hope you the best of these awkward years.

First off, the hair: You see little sally sue in your history class and you get an erection you realize you want her. So you ask her out on a date and you become boy friend and girl friend, yay for you, she's cheating on you. but you don't care you just want the pussy because, well you're an ordinary boy going through ordinary changes and that is perfectly normal at your age. So when she finally decides to let you touch her vagina you will be very excited, but wait, she will also want to touch your penis, and remember, you have hair down there, so lets recap real quick: if you were a girl would you want to reach down a guys pants and arrive at a jungle, or a smooth clean plateau. You want the smoooth as butter street, and so does she. so make sure you shave your balls and that whole area. now you'll come to realize your 'gooch' and butthole have hair too, now how are you going to shave that? it's very hard to do and a very safe alternative to cuts down there is nair or any other hair removing product. now that you are all clean and ready to go, sally sue will be so pleased when she touches your clean penis. good job you have satisfied a woman

masturbation it's ok we all do it have fun with yourself
if you don't know how to masturbate, or are looking for cool new ways to do it, check out this link thanks to mat the ex-mod http://www.jackinworld.com/

suggest some ideas of reaching adulthood i can help you little boys out with
 

Tylerr.

Super Moderator
Staff member
im diggin mats link.
hahahaha
i hate gooch hair =[
hahahahahahah
this should be stickied
 

Manzie

Steel Member
No offence, but that was really stupid, and unfunny compared to your usual stuff. I really don't think kids at 13 need to be thinking about porn star trims.
 
rofl see dude u tell me not to start fights and there u go sparking shit upp.. dont be a hipocrit u fukwit.. and for the record its cum wanka
 

Tylerr.

Super Moderator
Staff member
Jackson Manzie said:
No offence, but that was really stupid, and unfunny compared to your usual stuff. I really don't think kids at 13 need to be thinking about porn star trims.
at 13 alot has usually gone on and people have their dicks touched.
okay well amybe 14
 

Manzie

Steel Member
Tyler Wheeland. said:
Jackson Manzie said:
No offence, but that was really stupid, and unfunny compared to your usual stuff. I really don't think kids at 13 need to be thinking about porn star trims.
at 13 alot has usually gone on and people have their dicks touched.
okay well amybe 14

14 is probably still pushing it. Think about how many kids in your grade have had their dicks fondled haha, i bet it's less than 20%
 

Tom6

Member
Tyler Wheeland. said:
Jackson Manzie said:
No offence, but that was really stupid, and unfunny compared to your usual stuff. I really don't think kids at 13 need to be thinking about porn star trims.
at 13 alot has usually gone on and people have their dicks touched.
okay well amybe 14
Wow...
America...
jackinworld = bahaha
irrelavant tyler, but how old are you? i always wonddred
 
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