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Grant Schofield

Grant Schofield

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Andrew Young said:
got my license june 1st. summer started june 14th. june 22, me and some friends drove to a gym parking lot to buy a quarter. the kid told us to be there at 7, but he didn't show up until 8, and we didn't have enough gas to go home and come back. the cops saw us sitting in the lot for an hour, and sent an undercover cop to watch us. we tried to rip the kid off, and since my friend knew the kid and didn't wanna be on bad terms, I let him drive my car so he wouldn't look involved. well, when we sped off, the kid made chase. we were in a jeep, and anyone who has ever driven a jeep knows they can't take turns at high speeds. my friend didn't know this, and in trying to evade the dealer, took a corner too fast and passed into the other lane, running over 2 signs. we realized we couldn't get away, and pulled over. dude comes up with a knife, asks for the weed or the rest of the money. we give him the money and go back to my friends house. we get there, and my mom calls telling me the police are at my house asking about the signs that got run over. I go home, and there's 2 undercover cops sitting at my kitchen table. they saw the whole drug deal, and told me that since the drugs passed through my hands, I would get charged with possession and 2 hit and runs for the sign. so now, a week into summer, my driving privileges are revoked, I'm grounded for the rest of summer, and the cops will prob come to my house one morning this week and take me to yic (juvie). in yic, you get 23 hours in your cell, 1 hour out. solitary confinement. then I'll prob get house arrest and probation. I'm also in the middle of getting my eagle scout shit signed off, and the scoutmaster is the chief of police, so thats prob not gonna happen anymore. all this because a drug dealer showed up an hour late.
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Isiahloya

Isiahloya

Member
Dehubbed both my madd peice of shit gear wheels. now i cant order new wheels till after thursday if my friend even gives me the money he owes me. gonna have to go 2-3 weeks without riding. FML
 
Cannoli

Cannoli

Bronze member
Isiahloya said:
Dehubbed both my madd peice of shit gear wheels. now i cant order new wheels till after thursday if my friend even gives me the money he owes me. gonna have to go 2-3 weeks without riding. FML
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i got the fuzion wheels you can ride you gotta get them though. with my tilt peg
 
Maz.

Maz.

Steel Member
Andrew Young said:
got my license june 1st. summer started june 14th. june 22, me and some friends drove to a gym parking lot to buy a quarter. the kid told us to be there at 7, but he didn't show up until 8, and we didn't have enough gas to go home and come back. the cops saw us sitting in the lot for an hour, and sent an undercover cop to watch us. we tried to rip the kid off, and since my friend knew the kid and didn't wanna be on bad terms, I let him drive my car so he wouldn't look involved. well, when we sped off, the kid made chase. we were in a jeep, and anyone who has ever driven a jeep knows they can't take turns at high speeds. my friend didn't know this, and in trying to evade the dealer, took a corner too fast and passed into the other lane, running over 2 signs. we realized we couldn't get away, and pulled over. dude comes up with a knife, asks for the weed or the rest of the money. we give him the money and go back to my friends house. we get there, and my mom calls telling me the police are at my house asking about the signs that got run over. I go home, and there's 2 undercover cops sitting at my kitchen table. they saw the whole drug deal, and told me that since the drugs passed through my hands, I would get charged with possession and 2 hit and runs for the sign. so now, a week into summer, my driving privileges are revoked, I'm grounded for the rest of summer, and the cops will prob come to my house one morning this week and take me to yic (juvie). in yic, you get 23 hours in your cell, 1 hour out. solitary confinement. then I'll prob get house arrest and probation. I'm also in the middle of getting my eagle scout shit signed off, and the scoutmaster is the chief of police, so thats prob not gonna happen anymore. all this because a drug dealer showed up an hour late.
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Ouch mega fml
 
Bear Grylls

Bear Grylls

M3MB3R
My mom is a power hungry bitch that likes to take everything I enjoy because of my brother not taking his medicine and me not brushing my teeth this morning because she was rushing us out the door.
 
Bear Grylls

Bear Grylls

M3MB3R
Just threw up my dinner ( lil Caesars ). I will never be eating it again
Edit: slept for a hour last night and barfed 7 more time and still going. Along with my dad mom and brother and sister and Nephew who are Also barfing. Not sure what the fuck is goin on but I want to die
 
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