your funniest jokes

[gil_]

READ READ guys im not racist that was my friend that got onto my account it was actually GeoffGeoff

 

[gil_]

(GeoffGeoff) How are women like condoms?? They spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick!

 

[nick12667]

^ eh that was ok

 

[P4RK3R]

why does helen keller play the picno with one hand? she sings with the other...
why didn't helen keller's dog answer her? you wouldn't either if your name was ehughehehshsgf...
how do you get back at helen keller? stick a plunger in the toilet...
what happens if you are black and jewish? you sit in the back of the oven...

 

[luckythecharm]

How do Hellen Kellers parents punish her? rearange the furniture.

 

[Hep Greg]

here they come! ill start with a simple only slightly offensive joke.

Whats the difference between a black person and a snow tire? Snow tires dont sing when you put chains on them!

hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha that made me laugh alot.

 

[danielwarwick]

why does helen keller play the picno with one hand? she sings with the other...
why didn't helen keller's dog answer her? you wouldn't either if your name was ehughehehshsgf...
how do you get back at helen keller? stick a plunger in the toilet...
what happens if you are black and jewish? you sit in the back of the oven...

Nahhhh dude, thats not how they go at all lolol.

 

[Matt Dibble]

(Matt Dibble falls down at skatepark)

"UGH ITS BECAUSE IM FAT!"



and thats the whole joke.

 

[guslarsen]

hehe that was hell random

 

[AX3D]

hahaha, shits funny not racist.


whats the difference between a aboriginal and a couch?
one can support the whole family.

 

[zack]

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesnt scream in the oven.

 

[young08]

STOP WITH THE RACIST RACIST JOKES ! FUCKING HELL.

 

[young08]

its not at all

 

[nixon]

Word.

No need at all .

 

[guslarsen]

i know... stop the rascist jokes

 

[lloyd]

(Matt Dibble falls down at skatepark)

"UGH ITS BECAUSE IM FAT!"



and thats the whole joke.

BAHAHAHAHA@!!!!!


that has to be the funniest thing Ive ever read on SR. just omg I laughed. but not just like "oh, thats is funny. *smile*" but like bahahaha!!!! hahaha!!!

Im still laughing right now. best post ever. its going in my sig omg!!!
bahahahahaha!

(ok its 1 in the morning I dont have all my brains so be comprehensive please )

 

[nick12667]

wats wrong with racist JOKES. doesnt mean hes racist. if someone is seriously offended because they make fun of THEIR race then everyone will stop

 

[Stall]

How so you circumsise a tasmanian?

Kick his sister in the teeth.

 

[Matt Dibble]

most racist jokes are like you want to laugh but you know you shouldn't because its mad disrespect.

at least my joke was original. god. lol

 

[lloyd]

yes it was