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i'd get the huf.

make sure you set the voice to Samuel Jackson so that bitch knows who's in charge.

when i first started riding i could truck flat easily, and now it takes me a few tries. i find it much easier to truck off like a 5 stair, than to do it flat.

yeah, dude no joke. get ready to inflate your dick in the finest piece of rapist ass you've ever had.

you might be able to try it tonight. i heard this kid's brother has been to jail a few times for raping transvestites.

i think twhee has had two thresholds. he had a raw one, and now he has a white one. they could both be v1's though.

i put my dick in rapists all the time. trust me, you will like it after maybe your 4th time.

i think they just made the v3 to make the deck even stronger. not because one broke. i forgot who, but somebody from tsi said a few days ago that no v2's have broken.

well what else are you supposed to do when you have a big ass dick? lol

damn dude, that sucks. my doctor said to buy a seagull and let it mate with the bull. It calms the bull down a bit. 3 months later, I drove the bull to the airport so it could hitch it's flight to Spain. The only side effect was chlamydia, but I can live with it.

yeah, I had the same problem a few years back. Trying to explain what happened to my doctor was pretty awkward.

bbq sauce.

Yeah dude it's fine. I like the way genital warts feel against my dick. I get to keep the beyonce bag though.

i have chlamydia already so I dont really care. I can trade the steak for the cat if you want?

alright, sounds good.

i want the beyonce one on the steak, and the melana morgan one for the manly mom. i can deal with the other mom's face. thanks though.

i thought you were going to bring the paper bags? you know, the ones with the pretty faces on them?

anything that isnt a skateboard is gay. duh

fack. i guess i'll go with his two moms and maybe his steak dinner if i'm still feeling it.