District DNA Deck

[issac p]

alright, sounds good.

 

[RiccardoM]

His cat just told me she had herpes on the phone. fml -.-

 

[issac p]

i have chlamydia already so I dont really care. I can trade the steak for the cat if you want?

 

[RiccardoM]

Sure, if you didn't mind?

 

[issac p]

Yeah dude it's fine. I like the way genital warts feel against my dick.
I get to keep the beyonce bag though.

 

[RiccardoM]

Yeah, of course! I never used it anyway.
Quick question, does the steak have gravy on?

 

[issac p]

bbq sauce.

 

[RiccardoM]

Oh? Great! Gravy doesn't react well with my penis, the last time I put my penis in gravy it turned into a bull.

 

[issac p]

yeah, I had the same problem a few years back. Trying to explain what happened to my doctor was pretty awkward.

 

[RiccardoM]

Yeah, same here. He said that if I wore a red sock over my penis for 14 days, it would eventually get so angry it would break off and my penis would grow back...


he was right about the breaking off part.

 

[issac p]

damn dude, that sucks. my doctor said to buy a seagull and let it mate with the bull. It calms the bull down a bit. 3 months later, I drove the bull to the airport so it could hitch it's flight to Spain. The only side effect was chlamydia, but I can live with it.

 

[RiccardoM]

Yeah. I had to have a prosthetic one attached but I can make it as big as I want so.

 

[issac p]

 

[RiccardoM]

Ikr, I've been on several killing sprees since then.

 

[issac p]

well what else are you supposed to do when you have a big ass dick? lol

 

[RiccardoM]

Use it to fight evil. But I don't wanna stick my dick in rapists. :/

 

[issac p]

i put my dick in rapists all the time. trust me, you will like it after maybe your 4th time.

 

[issac p]

you might be able to try it tonight. i heard this kid's brother has been to jail a few times for raping transvestites.

 

[RiccardoM]

 

[issac p]

yeah, dude no joke. get ready to inflate your dick in the finest piece of rapist ass you've ever had.