You guys ever had any Australian beer? Most of it is sour-as-balls-make-your-breath-stink-like-dog beer, but the occasional one is definitely export quality. For example,
I had a brilliant line to crack out there, but I thought I better not in case you were in a bad mood and decided to abuse your moderator priviledges.
Attempt no.2...
All you have to do is hold your breath and hold down the a button until you need to breath. It's a fairly simple game. No cheating, or I'll hunt you down and rape your dog.
Here goes-...