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me1

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Just compliment the shit out of her to start, so she feels good about herself and knows you would treat her good, then go for it. Then don't be any different once you have her or she'll be the only girl you get. Be patient about it too.
 
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idk47

Steel Member
wait like a year or two, i doubt you will get any and actually be able to chill and stuff when you're twelve.
 
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qwxor

I got myself banned.
ahahah quoted from sp

This is a very hard process at 1st but im sure after a few trail and errors you will over come and get laid......

Anyway Here are a few tips on how to pick up a highschool lady...

1st tip....this applies to the people who have over 1000 posts...stop spending all your time on the computer and skate and hang out with girls trust me its not hard

2nd tip...call every hot girl u wanna fuck hoochie mama...or baby mama...this will make them laugh and make them want to touch your penis

3rd tip...when ur messeging with them on the computer if u feel that u really cant talk in person..say random stupid pick up lines this will make them laugh after they reply hahaha...u send bak lol=]...smily faces get u laid

4th tip...dont be a fucking perv..we tend to be without even noticing...so just be quite and try to think about what u say before u say it...unless ur as cool as me and im just stright forward and ask to see there boobs

5th...give the girl u wanna do hugs and stuff they like that...but not to many just once when u see them..so they get into a habbit of it and then after awhile stop and then let them give u a hug...that means they wanna touch ur penis

6th...if u actually get a chance to makeout with her grab her titties..she wants it


7th...if she dosnt want it...try to pretend to listen to her..its really hard to do it in person so i rather do it online its much easier and u can watch porn or something while she talks and gains trust in you

8th...tell her u want to hang out with her and stuff like that...and make stupid jokes and then when u and her are alone and ur making out and what not...be like u wanna get down hoochie mama and then do it...dont bring a condom because that just ruins it...unless its u or hers 1st time then she might not let u but always give it a shot without the condom...dont pull out either unless ur a bitch then do what u please with it before u finish


9th...if u do her make sure u take pictures or hide a video camera in the closet so u can share your fun with us on sp!=]
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asianpuff16

Member
yeahhh pretty much what dre the first page ,start talkin to her,and then move up a stage on hangin out maybe the mall or summ and then try to hang as much as possible but dont get annoying,lol then start fllirting a lil umm thats yeah it
 
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tanner markley

Member
just tell her
bitch suck my dick
if she does then your in

but honestly what were you thinking
did you think that people would give you actual advice on SR lol
 
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tanner markley

Member
to lazy to edit
and what twan did to get girls at the mall (not joking)
he got chop sticks and started banging them on the table and when hot chicks walked by he asked if they wanted to join his band
about 10 min later we had about 10-12 girls sitting at our table hitting chopsticks on the table
best day ever lol
 
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Tylerr.

Super Moderator
Staff member
tanner markley said:
to lazy to edit
and what twan did to get girls at the mall (not joking)
he got chop sticks and started banging them on the table and when hot chicks walked by he asked if they wanted to join his band
about 10 min later we had about 10-12 girls sitting at our table hitting chopsticks on the table
best day ever lol
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ahahahahhaha
 
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tomborsari

Steel Member
TylerWheeeeland said:
tanner markley said:
to lazy to edit
and what twan did to get girls at the mall (not joking)
he got chop sticks and started banging them on the table and when hot chicks walked by he asked if they wanted to join his band
about 10 min later we had about 10-12 girls sitting at our table hitting chopsticks on the table
best day ever lol
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ahahahahhaha
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lol
wow twan is purely amazing
im trying tht next time
 
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Kevin11

Member
TylerWheeeeland said:
tanner markley said:
to lazy to edit
and what twan did to get girls at the mall (not joking)
he got chop sticks and started banging them on the table and when hot chicks walked by he asked if they wanted to join his band
about 10 min later we had about 10-12 girls sitting at our table hitting chopsticks on the table
best day ever lol
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ahahahahhaha
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hahahahahaahaha , wtf? lol.. thats amazing
 
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hippiefreak0420

Member
Mike Montgomery said:
just be yourself and go for it.
dont be nervouse.

but SR is not the greatest place to get advice on asking out chicks bro.
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yeahh, SR isn't really the place for anything other then scooters, but even then sometimes...hahaha


but yeah, goodluck with that
 
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