almost a nutcracker

so i was riding my scooter down the street yesterday and hit a crack. fell forword and fell on the end of the handlebar tube about an inch away from my nuts. im one lucky dude. i coulda took out my nuts. so now i like cant walk at all. i limp. and im just bruised and bleeding right next to the balls. ahh.
 

brandon kilbury

Super Moderator
i accidentaly hit myself in the nuts playing ping pong the other day..i went to hit it and swung my hand around and took myself right in the balls
 

easter

Member
i never got any nutcrack but i have accidently hitted my balls ( not hard but eh hurting :p ) .. fuck man if i look some random youtube.com video "skate bails" then every 2'st bail is nutcrack, how the heck they can do it
 

Steezeman

Administrator
I've smacked my own nuts jumping on a trampoline while keeping my arms limp, they started spinning and my right hand smacked the boys, it hurt.
 

Matt Dibble

M3MB3R
Staff member
I hate getting it in the nuts..... my friend always gets people with his keys.. he will just barely tap them then they just start get progressively more and more painful and it hurts crazzzy bad just like pulsing then slowly goes away. Its worse than hitting them dead on... that just hurts bad for a minute then goes away.. nothing like feeling it build up then slowly go back down. ouch. lol


and also...

KYLE HAS BALLS??! muh ha ha ha ha!
 

Corey

Member
one time i was pogoing and i barspinned a few times and went to do it again, the bar made a rash/slit right in my groin...i screamed lol
 
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