almost died

I remember when i was young putting a new jolly rancher in my mouth and like a minute later i swallowed it and i couldn't breathe and my eyeballs were like bulging out of their sockets, and i had my hands up to my throat but i couldn't get anything out, so then i just coughed as hard as i could and it came out, but fucked up some stuff on the way out because my mouth was bleeding haha, so fucking scary.
 

Dustin Nooner

Super queer.
hahahahaha to bad you didnt suffer a slow horrible death. :) OMG I choked on Cap'n Crunch TOO!! Fuckt hat shit I still eat it tho.

NOT glad to hear that your ok Kenny.
 

James Scown

Steel Member
i choked on an oompa loompa once at my grandparents house when there were about 15-20 people there. i through up all over their feet :| my poppy was cut because he's on of those people that everything has to be perfect and clean etc. i think he came closer to death than i did lol
 

sirflips

Member
i choked on a wendy chicked nugget today, i was just joking around and sucked air around it, like tasting it without eating it but a little peice went flying down my throat and it got stuck so i lauged ad it flew into some ladys mashes potato
 
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