no, i'm not! you are a WIZARD! you're gonna go to hogwarts. you're gonna do spells, you get a wand, you get a fuckin owl, it'll deliver your mail. DEAL, WITH IT.........YA TWAT!!
Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your SHITEY mail and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.