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SammyT

Steel Member
This thread is not meant to be a joke, I need actual advice from guys who have actually had anal sex...

I've finally convinced my girlfriend to let me try it but im afraid the second I pull out shes gonna shart all over me, my bed, and herself... is there anything I should know before I take the plunge?
 
Bennett_J

Bennett_J

Steel Member
1. Make sure she defecates 4 hours before the sex, with no eating before or after the deification
2. Use a condom
3. Don't go too deep


Thats what I know, Enjoy
 
btyczki21

btyczki21

Member
my friends cousin told us you gotta just slowly work in the head then just start off nice and easy for a minute or two to help loosen everything up, and once you feel the opprotune moment.................BAM! take that shit to pound town. she mite squeal like a pig but just ignore her and eventualy she will learn to enjoy it.
 
Bear Grylls

Bear Grylls

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btyczki21 said:
my friends cousin told us you gotta just slowly work in the head then just start off nice and easy for a minute or two to help loosen everything up, and once you feel the opprotune moment.................BAM! take that shit to pound town. she mite squeal like a pig but just ignore her and eventualy she will learn to enjoy it.
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im fucking laughing sooooo hard hahahahah!!!!!!!!
 
tylerbillman

tylerbillman

Steel Member
FOREPLAYFOREPLAYFOREPLAY

Oh and an enema might help too bahahahaha

But from what I gather, be very gentle, listen to what she says and use a ton of foreplay and a good amount of lube. It's EXACTLY like taking her virginity. Exactly like it. BE GENTLE, no plunging. Inch once, inch more the second time, bit more the third until you're finally all the way.

Get hard as fuck too.
 
Rob.

Rob.

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Staff member
Carl its because it was a stupid one word reply in a useful thread.

and because you like bro trucks
 
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