annoying teachers
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Jordan Jasa
Silver Member
why bother theres only like a week left of school anyways. Write on the board or something i guess.
yeah, have your teacher go outside to talk to the principal and while hes out, take all the black markers and color in the board all black...just use a few people to do it. Its kinda funnyJordan said:
- question everything your teacher does
- make animal noises from the back of the class
- throw shit at him when he turns around
- start marker wars in class
- bring in a bag of chips and open then and start crinkleling the bag really loud
- steal all the markers
- steal all the erasers
- take every single text book in class and stack them all up on one desk so its like 5 feet high (its REALLY funny)
- flirt with your teacher / teachers aid
- change seats everyday so your teacher never knows where you are
- burp really loud
- hickups always annoyed my teachers
- If they ask you "Can you do ...... for me" Simply reply yes and not do it because they didnt ask if you would (REALLY annoys english teachers)
- write everything in really sloppy cursive so they cant read it, and if they ask you to type it instead, type it in hard to read cursive
ehh ill probably add some more later lol
mimick your teacher(gets you into trouble FAST)
trip them "on accident"
get up and randomly start walking around
sharpen your pencil for 5 minutes straight, feel the tip, break it, sharpen penceil again. repeat
yell something totally stupid and random
break open the pencil sharpener so all the shit goes everywhere
throw shit
draw on desks
just draw on paper instead of doing work
ask to go to the bathroom every five minutes. you can alternate this with the water fountain/ locker/ whatever
drop your books/ binders all over the place, making really loud noises
drop papers
talk non stop to no one in particular
read in a nasal voice
rip important papers
cough ALOT
pretend to cut yourself(emo style)/ shoot yourself right in front of the teacher(showing your so bored youll kill yourslef)
announce to everyone that "you are bored!"
ill think of some more tommorow at school
trip them "on accident"
get up and randomly start walking around
sharpen your pencil for 5 minutes straight, feel the tip, break it, sharpen penceil again. repeat
yell something totally stupid and random
break open the pencil sharpener so all the shit goes everywhere
throw shit
draw on desks
just draw on paper instead of doing work
ask to go to the bathroom every five minutes. you can alternate this with the water fountain/ locker/ whatever
drop your books/ binders all over the place, making really loud noises
drop papers
talk non stop to no one in particular
read in a nasal voice
rip important papers
cough ALOT
pretend to cut yourself(emo style)/ shoot yourself right in front of the teacher(showing your so bored youll kill yourslef)
announce to everyone that "you are bored!"
ill think of some more tommorow at school
speak with your friend's really quiet and snicker and stuff
do something every single day, the same exact thing
ask if this is going to be on the test
ask if we have to know this
ask for the test to be shorter
try to sidetrack the teacher by asking about favorite bands/movies/books
Edit: Kenny, that book stacking thing is sweet. We did it once from the floor and it got all the way into the ceiling and we actually lifted up one of the ceiling boards and had a couple books going into the ceiling haha.
do something every single day, the same exact thing
ask if this is going to be on the test
ask if we have to know this
ask for the test to be shorter
try to sidetrack the teacher by asking about favorite bands/movies/books
Edit: Kenny, that book stacking thing is sweet. We did it once from the floor and it got all the way into the ceiling and we actually lifted up one of the ceiling boards and had a couple books going into the ceiling haha.
haha yeah that shit is great.Pirate Alex said:
Also one thing that annoyed my math teacher at the beginning of the year, everyone walked in the first day of school and she said ok everyone pick a seat, so i went up to her desk and sat down in her chair.
With my english teacher, same deal but i walked outside and sat on a lunch table then complained because i couldnt hear
Tristan Mathews
Member
agreedEthan Hong said:
i just backchat
aha my old teacher was stupid [she was old] she told me to sit in the corner because i was talkin to my mate and she came to talk to me and she said 'oh if you're gonna act like this ill send you to the principal so i said 'fine do it' then she said 'do you want me to call your parents?' i said 'they wont care' and she says 'fine, so you won't mind if i get you suspended' i say 'if you do that ill get you sewed so i guess you won't mind' so she shut her old mouth
everyone thought it was funny.what i do to annoy a teacher:
take the marker pens
write a hole heap of shit on the board so he/she takes along time to clean it up so less class time
throw shit round class
Scooter Mcgee
Steel Member
All i can say is whatever you do don't chat back
just apologize to teachers.
you rob them of one bit of dignity and they'll come on you hard.
like once i smashed a calculator at a wall and the teacher didn't see it and she had no evidence so i denied it and she told me that theres was cameras in the classroom and i said these schools do not have cameras so stop trying to take advantage of my naivety or im gonna talk to the principal and if there where cameras i did not give consent and if you where taping i would sue you!! she shutupp bahah
And a lot of the time i would reply to them when they said they are gonna give me detention i would say "ok i don't care send me" then she would say so you wouldn't care if i gave you a sports detention and i would say stop trying to be smart and raise the punishment just because i don't give a crap what you do to me
i got expelled for being a meggga smartass to teachers.
my favs where asking about everything they do
criticize them for everything that you can like:
Racism why their hair or clothes is that way.
tell them that they are really angry people when they are because for some reason they really hate to hear it.
Draw penises on the bored like real big when they arent there and they get all embarrassed
I <3 SUBSTITUTES THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ha ha
in that case you can pretend that you have tourettes and get students to play along
meh idk i don't feel like thinking
just apologize to teachers.
you rob them of one bit of dignity and they'll come on you hard.
like once i smashed a calculator at a wall and the teacher didn't see it and she had no evidence so i denied it and she told me that theres was cameras in the classroom and i said these schools do not have cameras so stop trying to take advantage of my naivety or im gonna talk to the principal and if there where cameras i did not give consent and if you where taping i would sue you!! she shutupp bahah
And a lot of the time i would reply to them when they said they are gonna give me detention i would say "ok i don't care send me" then she would say so you wouldn't care if i gave you a sports detention and i would say stop trying to be smart and raise the punishment just because i don't give a crap what you do to me
i got expelled for being a meggga smartass to teachers.
my favs where asking about everything they do
criticize them for everything that you can like:
Racism why their hair or clothes is that way.
tell them that they are really angry people when they are because for some reason they really hate to hear it.
Draw penises on the bored like real big when they arent there and they get all embarrassed
I <3 SUBSTITUTES THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ha ha
in that case you can pretend that you have tourettes and get students to play along
meh idk i don't feel like thinking
Scooter Mcgee
Steel Member
oops i quoted instead of edit
Your such a bad-ass. and a fuckheadTristan M said:agreedEthan Hong said:
i just backchat
aha my old teacher was stupid [she was old] she told me to sit in the corner because i was talkin to my mate and she came to talk to me and she said 'oh if you're gonna act like this ill send you to the principal so i said 'fine do it' then she said 'do you want me to call your parents?' i said 'they wont care' and she says 'fine, so you won't mind if i get you suspended' i say 'if you do that ill get you sewed so i guess you won't mind' so she shut her old mouth
what i do to annoy a teacher:
take the marker pens
write a hole heap of shit on the board so he/she takes along time to clean it up so less class time
throw shit round class
Nate Grant
Steel Member
in band class, our teacher is a retard. i just sit and yell/make fun of him the whole time
Substitutes are great too. Once I had one and I did a British accent the whole class and when she asked if I was British I said "no" in my normal accent. And another time I walked around with a limp the whole time and the sub asked what happened to my leg and I said "nothing" and walked away all normal haha.
This kid my junior year would always tell the teacher he hated him, he would say "Mr. Hansen I hope you burn and die", so that was pretty funny. And that teacher was short so we always made fun of him and on Halloween this kid did the thing where you kneel in your shoes so you look short and said he was the teach.
This kid my junior year would always tell the teacher he hated him, he would say "Mr. Hansen I hope you burn and die", so that was pretty funny. And that teacher was short so we always made fun of him and on Halloween this kid did the thing where you kneel in your shoes so you look short and said he was the teach.
scoota4life23
Member
no you fold portions of paper and make sure there is a crease and shoot the paper oof a rubberband....lmfao they sting like a bitch.....thats why their called paper wasps
lol my math teacher is an asshole who punishes random kids for no reason when hes mad and makes kids cry and stuff. And his idea of punishement is to make the problem kid put his head down, like that teaches discipline or something. So me and Serjey(Noga, hes in my class) always mess with him. Like Serjey was talking to some other kid and he told me and Serjey to put our heads down, when I wasnt even talking, so I just kept refusing until he gave up lol. Then when we were taking our state tests thingy I talked and he came over and told me that If I didnt be quiet he would give me a 0 and I just reminded him that he doesnt grade these, and he was so embarassed lol. And also our teacher has a weird habit of saying "thank you" after telling a kid to put your head down, so Serjey put his head down once and said really loud "YOUR WELCOME!" lol. Last story, one time our teacher just sat at his desk reading a book instead of teaching us math like he is supposed to be, so every one just sat there like wtf, then Serjey says really really loud, "Are you gonna actually teach us anything or are you just gonna sit there and read?" and everyone laughed.
So to piss off your teacher i would have to say:
Bring an instrument and play it at random times.
Wear a hoodie with the hood up and tightened like kenny from south park, and dont take it off even if he says to.
Beatbox while hes talking.
Raise your hand and, when called on, say "You can present the information, but you cant make me care."
Drum on your desk.
Sing the most annoying song you know. Loudly.
Make your voice crack when answering a question.
Take a water bottle a gargle water while hes talking.
I'll think of others soon.
So to piss off your teacher i would have to say:
Bring an instrument and play it at random times.
Wear a hoodie with the hood up and tightened like kenny from south park, and dont take it off even if he says to.
Beatbox while hes talking.
Raise your hand and, when called on, say "You can present the information, but you cant make me care."
Drum on your desk.
Sing the most annoying song you know. Loudly.
Make your voice crack when answering a question.
Take a water bottle a gargle water while hes talking.
I'll think of others soon.