Awkward Situations Thread.
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TUC
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i really wanted to go riding but i needed a toll i didnt have to fix my scooter and my neighbour is a mechanic so i usually just ask them if i need to borrow something but they werent home so i snuck into thei garage took the tool i needed went back to my house fixed my scoot went to return the tool and they came home when i was in their garage returning the tool so yeah it was sorta awkward explaining that
Brian Boston
I got myself banned.
Theres no way anyone on this site is going to come close to the stories on SP haha. Some of those are so insanely funny.
I have an alright one though.
Like 2 years ago me and my friends were chillin in my friends basement watching a movie all blazed... so i notice this kids bag is sitting next to me. I really thought this dude left so I start unzipping it to see whats in it to snatch and im like "yo ken left his fucking bag here what an asshole", and i look up and see Ken looking at me with a death stare... he said he was gonna sock me but hes a bitch. It was awkward as hell to see him for like a next week, we've been cool since then though.
I have an alright one though.
Like 2 years ago me and my friends were chillin in my friends basement watching a movie all blazed... so i notice this kids bag is sitting next to me. I really thought this dude left so I start unzipping it to see whats in it to snatch and im like "yo ken left his fucking bag here what an asshole", and i look up and see Ken looking at me with a death stare... he said he was gonna sock me but hes a bitch. It was awkward as hell to see him for like a next week, we've been cool since then though.
last summer me and some friends went up to this kids house in the poconos for the weekend. we've got a fire going in the back and we're playing beer pong on the porch. we also had some watermelon we soaked in vodka we were munching on.
well while we're playing pong, we here a noise in the woods, and a jew, a mom, and a black dude walk out of the woods. (sounds like a joke, but its true)
the dude starts explaining how they were walking around up the hill and saw our fire so came to check it out. then midsentence the mom tries to climb over a rock, slips, falls flat on her face. stumbles out of the woods with blood running down her leg, so we're all kind of sketched about the random people coming out of the woods, but trying not to crack up because the lady falling on her face was hysterical.
so we're talking for a minute and i see the black dude's eyes go all big. he looks at me and says "hey... is that some watermelon over there, can i get some of that?" so while its already funny enough that the lady fell, a random black man stumbled out of the middle of the woods and came on our porch asking us for watermelon. he finishes all of the watermelon, they leave and we keep cracking up, then a minute later the black dude comes stumbling back out of the woods saying "i'm thirsty, cool if i drink that watermelon juice still in the pan?"
best thing ever.
well while we're playing pong, we here a noise in the woods, and a jew, a mom, and a black dude walk out of the woods. (sounds like a joke, but its true)
the dude starts explaining how they were walking around up the hill and saw our fire so came to check it out. then midsentence the mom tries to climb over a rock, slips, falls flat on her face. stumbles out of the woods with blood running down her leg, so we're all kind of sketched about the random people coming out of the woods, but trying not to crack up because the lady falling on her face was hysterical.
so we're talking for a minute and i see the black dude's eyes go all big. he looks at me and says "hey... is that some watermelon over there, can i get some of that?" so while its already funny enough that the lady fell, a random black man stumbled out of the middle of the woods and came on our porch asking us for watermelon. he finishes all of the watermelon, they leave and we keep cracking up, then a minute later the black dude comes stumbling back out of the woods saying "i'm thirsty, cool if i drink that watermelon juice still in the pan?"
best thing ever.
its nothing huge, butits along the same stereotypical basis as seans story was. i was in my college cafeteria and i was next to a worker waiting for a drink, and she was bitchin on the phone about something "fuck that im not about to suck that thang!!!" she yelled haha. so anyway i go to fill up my drink and a black dude strolls up and fills like two cups with hi-c, a close second to koolaid...then in line for food this black girl was like.."wtf wheres all the chicken!" IDK i like stereotypical things.
Haha.
This one's lame as shit but whatev.
Me and my friends in the mall and this old dude comes strolling up. Were both waiting for our friend who was buying shoes. Anyway, I noticed he has some paper shit stuck to his shoe. So he tries to bend over and get it off but hes too old so he cant. So then he comes up to us and asks us if we could help get it off for him. I was laughing so I just went into the store. My friend was nice and helped him get it off, haha. I'm a dick end of story.
This one's lame as shit but whatev.
Me and my friends in the mall and this old dude comes strolling up. Were both waiting for our friend who was buying shoes. Anyway, I noticed he has some paper shit stuck to his shoe. So he tries to bend over and get it off but hes too old so he cant. So then he comes up to us and asks us if we could help get it off for him. I was laughing so I just went into the store. My friend was nice and helped him get it off, haha. I'm a dick end of story.
Domsicle
Steel Member
hahaha i got a good one
My bathroom door locks but you can push it open with virtually no problem. So one time i was taking a fat sh*t and my friends ex girlfriend (smoking hot) went to knock on the door, the first tap she did the door went flying open and she saw me mid dump. She lol'd and ran off and i laughed hysterically for about ten minutes before the embarrassment kicked in and i wanted to die.
My bathroom door locks but you can push it open with virtually no problem. So one time i was taking a fat sh*t and my friends ex girlfriend (smoking hot) went to knock on the door, the first tap she did the door went flying open and she saw me mid dump. She lol'd and ran off and i laughed hysterically for about ten minutes before the embarrassment kicked in and i wanted to die.
Corey Winard said:
for black history month the cafeteria here had fried chicken and grits all the time, it was great.
and dre, SP = www.skateperception.com
Mine happened like 15 mins ago, it's not that awkward or whatever but I was cracking up for like a good 5 mins after.
Well I was eating lunch and my bro was eating like a pig or something, so my mom got pissed and smacked the table like tourettes guy in this vid (at 1:04) http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yj2S2qRbDo4 and me and my bro were laughing because it looked like tourettes guy doing it, so we had to explain what tourettes guy is and so on, and then I went on to giving her the example of what he did and I went to do the tourettes guy impression of him hitting the chair and when I smacked the table I did it so hard that my glass of milk somehow spilled all over everywhere and then I yelled AHH SHIT!! or something really loud. It was awesome.
Well I was eating lunch and my bro was eating like a pig or something, so my mom got pissed and smacked the table like tourettes guy in this vid (at 1:04) http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yj2S2qRbDo4 and me and my bro were laughing because it looked like tourettes guy doing it, so we had to explain what tourettes guy is and so on, and then I went on to giving her the example of what he did and I went to do the tourettes guy impression of him hitting the chair and when I smacked the table I did it so hard that my glass of milk somehow spilled all over everywhere and then I yelled AHH SHIT!! or something really loud. It was awesome.
danielwarwick
Member
this was the first thing that came to mind, i've had a lot of awkward shit happen with me or around me, but i don't think it's awkward i just find it funny hahaha.
so my friend had a book report due 6th period, and we were at lunch, which 6th period was right after it. so he's stressing out doing it just working his ass off, and when he's finally done, he screams, "YES, I'M FINALLY DONE WITH THIS FUCKINGG SHITT!", and he throws his arms up into the air and backwards and knocks our assistant principal over. I'm realllllllly cool with her so she just looks at us and walks away, it was awkward as shit for my friend though, he was the reddest i've ever seen him hahahaha.
so my friend had a book report due 6th period, and we were at lunch, which 6th period was right after it. so he's stressing out doing it just working his ass off, and when he's finally done, he screams, "YES, I'M FINALLY DONE WITH THIS FUCKINGG SHITT!", and he throws his arms up into the air and backwards and knocks our assistant principal over. I'm realllllllly cool with her so she just looks at us and walks away, it was awkward as shit for my friend though, he was the reddest i've ever seen him hahahaha.
lol well im a dick and i have alot of stories like this but
i went into this store in japan..
with my friend and the person working at the shop was like welcome but in japanese coz thts wat all jap workers do so i jus started at her and she stared at me for a second then i said Ã?Æ?Ã?£Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã?¡Ã?Æ?Ã?£Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??Ã?Æ?Ã?£Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??Ã?Æ?Ã?£Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã? Ã?Æ?Ã?£Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?¢ââ??¬Ã?¾Ã?Æ?Ã?£Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢Ã?Æ?Ã?£Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã? (you can find out urself) and walked away and i left my frend there and it was hell awkward for him hahahhaa
i went into this store in japan..
with my friend and the person working at the shop was like welcome but in japanese coz thts wat all jap workers do so i jus started at her and she stared at me for a second then i said Ã?Æ?Ã?£Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã?¡Ã?Æ?Ã?£Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??Ã?Æ?Ã?£Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??Ã?Æ?Ã?£Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã? Ã?Æ?Ã?£Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?¢ââ??¬Ã?¾Ã?Æ?Ã?£Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢Ã?Æ?Ã?£Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã? (you can find out urself) and walked away and i left my frend there and it was hell awkward for him hahahhaa
Well I was taking the subway (the underground trains in toronto) home from my exam today (which I prob bombed), and there was this homeless dude and he put his ticket into the collection booth thing and then asked the guy in there if there was a bathroom around the station or something, but he was obviously completely drunk, so the guy said no, because there weren't any washrooms around, so I was like ok, and I put my ticket in and went down the stairs to my platform, and on the platform on the opposite side I see the homeless guy start like undoing his zipper or some shit, and I'm like wtf so I turn around and start walking forwards and then after like 10 steps I hear him full on pissing onto the tracks like right before a train is coming. So yeah, that was kinda weird, but it would have been funnier if he hit the high voltage rail thing because yeah, you can probably tell what would happen, it's like peeing on 6 electric fences in a row..
danielwarwick
Member
ricky cozart would own this thread, you kids do not even know.
i was at the skate park
and theres this skater chick i know.
and were were chillin, me, Dalton and some other scooterers, and my zipper was down and devin (the girl) was like, your flys down, then i said "can u zip it up for me" then she said "no" then i said "come on"
so she did then heres were it got akward, after she zipped it up, just padded my dick twice like with her palm.
idk i just wasn't expecting her too.
it was weird haha
and theres this skater chick i know.
and were were chillin, me, Dalton and some other scooterers, and my zipper was down and devin (the girl) was like, your flys down, then i said "can u zip it up for me" then she said "no" then i said "come on"
so she did then heres were it got akward, after she zipped it up, just padded my dick twice like with her palm.
idk i just wasn't expecting her too.
it was weird haha