Awkward Situations Thread.
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Nick Morland
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well i was walking home with my ex friend and i needed to pump up my footy but i had no pump so i went to his place to do it. When we got there he knocked on the door but it wasnt answered so he opened it thinking no one was home. I followed him in and his mum walked inside thinking it was just him and she was topless and she just stared at me with her big titties hanging and i was like WTF! !dodge randomly awkward and turned away. I pumped up my ball and bailled i dont think he knows that i saw her tits.
VillageFox
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one time i farted while getting intimate.
DavidMiles47
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if one more person says hecka im leaving this damn site
Nick Morland
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yeh i fully had a camera with me and just manage to whip it out switch it on and take pics without anyone noticing. d-i-c-k-h-e-a-d.parker said:
At least pics of the dude's mom, man. We gotta see to see how good the story actually is.
There were these babes at the park and Lil' Jon was talking to 'em, and he comes over and says "yeah, one of them goes to Kino." At first I thought he sweet, that's by my house. Then I realized it was a junior high, and I wasn't amused.
There were these babes at the park and Lil' Jon was talking to 'em, and he comes over and says "yeah, one of them goes to Kino." At first I thought he sweet, that's by my house. Then I realized it was a junior high, and I wasn't amused.
Nick Morland
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shes not hot ok ill put it that way thats why i looked away if she was hot i'd probly try to hook in
last night my girlfriend got a new phone, and i put i love ian as the banner and we were getting ready to go somewhere so she went upstairs to grab something, and left he phone on the counter and her dad picked it up to look at it and he saw the banner and was like aww how cute like in a real smart kinda way. it wasn't that awkward but just cause it was me and him i was just kinda like uhhhh...
And one time i grab my friends 5 dollars and was like trying to un roll it while i was like bent over on the couch facing the back and he like jumped on me to get it back and it looked like he was humping me. and his grandpa walked by and was like wtf are you faggots doing hahaha.
And one time i grab my friends 5 dollars and was like trying to un roll it while i was like bent over on the couch facing the back and he like jumped on me to get it back and it looked like he was humping me. and his grandpa walked by and was like wtf are you faggots doing hahaha.
i got some awkward ones
i was at a dance at my school, and my best friends girlfriend was there (hot as shittt) and like was real drunk. i was pretty drunk to but thats what we doo. so she start dancing with me and like makin me go up her skirt and shit. i was like wtf. your my buddys girlfriend... then she starts makin out. but like i didn't want to be like ditch. cause she was like the hottest chick ever.. hahah i uno he was pissed for bit but we cool now
and the other night i was with the guy in the first story and this other eally creapy guy that is real desperate for some tang. anyway he creaps on like grade 9's and 8's (were in grade 12) so we were goin home at like 2 and were al so drunk. and hes like go pick up these girls. (grade 8's) and were like fuck dat man there like so young. so we ended up drivin by these girls and they were with a bunch of niggers. so we were like fuck you mann thats gay. and he sliek why are you so racist?? but we were liek weve allways been racist toward niggers.. what do you mnean. and he was ike acctuallygettin pissed so we were like if you want to chill with them so bad you can get out. so he did and he had to walk home. it was pretty awkward after that
i was at a dance at my school, and my best friends girlfriend was there (hot as shittt) and like was real drunk. i was pretty drunk to but thats what we doo. so she start dancing with me and like makin me go up her skirt and shit. i was like wtf. your my buddys girlfriend... then she starts makin out. but like i didn't want to be like ditch. cause she was like the hottest chick ever.. hahah i uno he was pissed for bit but we cool now
and the other night i was with the guy in the first story and this other eally creapy guy that is real desperate for some tang. anyway he creaps on like grade 9's and 8's (were in grade 12) so we were goin home at like 2 and were al so drunk. and hes like go pick up these girls. (grade 8's) and were like fuck dat man there like so young. so we ended up drivin by these girls and they were with a bunch of niggers. so we were like fuck you mann thats gay. and he sliek why are you so racist?? but we were liek weve allways been racist toward niggers.. what do you mnean. and he was ike acctuallygettin pissed so we were like if you want to chill with them so bad you can get out. so he did and he had to walk home. it was pretty awkward after that
Jake Carlyon
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mhh i got a few but heres one.
me and my friends, real krunk. going crazy, called a taxi to go out to this party and asked for a maxi taxi (mini van) so they sent it out, the driver put on a mad techno cd and cranked it up for us. anyyyyway, i had to get my pants off, just cause. so were all dancing in the maxi taxi with no pants on. hit a big pot hole going 100, i nearly went through the windscreen but luckily i hit my head on a poll and one of my mates grabbed me at the same time. so anyway we all sit down he turns the light on, im sitting there with no pants on and bleeding from the head, and hes like are you alright!?! i just said yes, then he noticed i wasnt wearing pants and asked me why, i just said im not sure and he just kept driving. hahaha.
probably doesnt sound that funny, but so awkward and funny at the time.
me and my friends, real krunk. going crazy, called a taxi to go out to this party and asked for a maxi taxi (mini van) so they sent it out, the driver put on a mad techno cd and cranked it up for us. anyyyyway, i had to get my pants off, just cause. so were all dancing in the maxi taxi with no pants on. hit a big pot hole going 100, i nearly went through the windscreen but luckily i hit my head on a poll and one of my mates grabbed me at the same time. so anyway we all sit down he turns the light on, im sitting there with no pants on and bleeding from the head, and hes like are you alright!?! i just said yes, then he noticed i wasnt wearing pants and asked me why, i just said im not sure and he just kept driving. hahaha.
probably doesnt sound that funny, but so awkward and funny at the time.
Nick Morland
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thats wierd.