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thatlittlenoob

Member
Stranger: I do not think that the Bible, or God says that being lesbian or Gay is a sin.
You: is it normal for me to want to fuck alot of people
You: im 12
Stranger: No, its not.
You: what do i do? im scared
Stranger: You want my opinion? Pray to God for forgivness, and try to live a good life.
Stranger: Or, masturbate.
You: fuckkkkkk what do i say to him? the only time i have prayed is to find a condom
Stranger: You say what you want. Just ask him for forgivness if you want too.
You: " yo god, lemme get forgiven and shit?"
Stranger: You could drop the last word.
You: " hey god, i dont want to fuycking burn in hell asshole, save me."
Stranger: I personally pray "Lord Jesus, I am sorry for my sins, I renounce Satan and all his works, And I give you my life. I accept you whom I've just received in communion. I now receive and accept you as my personal Lord and my personal Savior, and as we just prayed, fill us with Your Holy Spirit. Amen."
You: shittt but im already filled with cum. i have no room for a whole spirit
Stranger: The Holy Spirit is God, it means to make us holyer
You: i already have a few holes, they are all filled with cocks
Stranger: What is the wrong type of hole.
You: idk isnt that a question? this isnt jeperdy
Stranger: That is the wrong type of hole*
You: so like, i have mad holes for god and shit?
Stranger: Yes, I think. I am not sure if I understand you.
You: like my pussy, my asshole, and my mouth
You: all gods
You: this is gods pussy i am fucking with?
Stranger: Your body is the temple of God. Which is why you are supposed to take care of it
You: so my pussy is gods pussy?
Stranger: Your whole body belongs to God.

You: cool. these tits are for god. the only one i should fuck, is god
Stranger: I suppose you could put it that way...
 
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charles

Member
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wher u from
You: arizona, you?
Stranger: INDIA
You: Nicee
You: im so bored, this is my 1st time on this site haha
Stranger: me too
Stranger: just heard froma freind abt this site
Stranger: male or female?
You: female, you?
Stranger: male
Stranger: ur age
You: 12
You: you?
Stranger: reverse
Stranger: 21
Stranger: are u using PC
or PDA

You: hahahaha cool:)
You: PDA, hbu?
Stranger: PC
You: whata mooing? hahaha my firends and i say moo instead of do. its so funny
Stranger: wat are ur future plans
You: future plans? um, hangout with friends at mall i guess, hbu?
Stranger: me to doing same at time being
You: what are your past plans? hahhaha jkin, get it? like past
Stranger: I graduated this year
Stranger: in IT
You: IT?
Stranger: info technology==computers
You: ohh cool beans, i love compuiters
Stranger: cool
Stranger: ever1 loves computers
You: yeah, i start 7th grade next year and im in a computer class, i hope its really fun and theres some cute boiiis;)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: y rite now there arent ant?
Stranger: *any cute boys?
You: well there all shorter then me and dumb
Stranger: haha
Stranger: do hate INDIAN's
Stranger: do u hate indians
Stranger: ?
You: like cowboy kind? or your kind?
You: or are they the same
Stranger: they are same
You: hates a mean word, so no i dont hate them
You: i just dislike them
You: nigger
 
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demo

Member
ok i met the hottests chick. she is like me. it is sooo legit. so i got her myspace. and i was like dammmyy so wow
epic win=]

and she has the same name as my bestfriend.
 
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demo

Member
Stranger: hi!
You: i like talking it up the ass
You: wbu?
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scootsteve

Member
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: now then
Stranger: now what
Stranger: NOW IS THE TIME
Stranger: WE DINE
Stranger: IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: THIS IS MADNESS
Stranger: NO
Stranger: THIS
Stranger: IS
Stranger: JAKARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: kk
You: your an absolute retard.
Stranger: says the guy
Stranger: who doesnt know the difference between your and you're
You: what language do you think i speak!
Stranger: this is grammar
Stranger: asshole
Stranger: so fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: now then
Stranger: i WILL GIVE YOU BUTT A GREAT PROLAPSE SIR
Stranger: AND i SHALL SHOW YOU NO MERCY
You: kk
You: your an absolute retard.
Stranger: NO U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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danielaurelio

Member
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: yo
Stranger: 16 f toronto
You: 15 f3m4l3 �©4l!f0r�±!4
Stranger: do you eat pussy?
You: 0�± 0�©�©4$!0�±$
Stranger: are you cute?
You: !m b!
Stranger: i think i like girls more than guys but me too
You: 4�±d �¥3$ m�¥ g!rlfr!3�±d tH!�±K$ $0
Stranger: type normal
You: $4m3 but ! l!K3 4 f4t �©0�©K 0�±�©3 !�± 4 wH!l3 K�±0w wH4t ! m34�±
Stranger: thats hard to read i just smoked a blunt
You: whoops sorry
You: are you joking
You: i just took a hige bong hit
You: i smoked 3 bowls
Stranger: thats so funny
Stranger: haha
You: god
You: i wish it was legal
You: it would be so much easier
Stranger: it is here!
Stranger: sorta
Stranger: no one cares
Stranger: my friends dad smokes weed with us
You: wH4t K!�±d 0f H3rb 4r3 �¥0u bl0w!�± 0�±?
You: whoops
Stranger: afghan kush baby
You: i bet haha
You: thats not even in season
Stranger: haha
Stranger: maybe not where you ar
 
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TaylorT

Member
omg these are awesome

Stranger: Hi
You: r u a sexy girl with pix?
Stranger: nope
You: crap
You: bye
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: make me cum
You: r u a sexy girl with pics?
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this one is da best V

You: girl or boy?
You: me boy
Stranger: girl
You: u hot?
Stranger: super hory
Stranger: well of course haha
You: cool
You: i sexy
You: u got a link 2 a pic?
You: hello?
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: one second
You: send it
Stranger: let me get into my photobucket
You: k me 2 brb
You: http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a363/JCivitello/bodybuilder.jpg
You: bam
Stranger: http://s22.photobucket.com/albums/b303/imarealboy179/?action=view&current=1249171713847.jpg
Stranger: done be detered by the user name
Stranger: i have a think for pinoccio
Stranger: hes so cute :3
You: dang u hot
Stranger: your lucky you got to see that pic
Stranger: i dont usually show that one
You: haha cool
You: do u like my pic??? lol
Stranger: oh yeah totally
Stranger: super hot
You: great
You: k g2g now
You: bye
You have disconnected.

[EDIT]
i just found out
in her pic if u look closely at left boob u can c her tit!! oh yeah!!
 
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demo

Member
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: horny dude (17) looking for older chicks...
You: hi
You: oh i see . im 18 and i have a very wet pussy just waiting for you
Stranger: but youre not a girl
You: yea i am.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: would you fuck me?
You: 36c tits.
You: yea i guess. if you have a big cock
Stranger: eh, its average...
You: 6?
You: 5?
You: 4gtfo
Stranger: about 6 1/2" erect
You: that is fine. mine is that big too.
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: i gotta admit
Stranger: that was good
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hahaha=]
 
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