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JarradSmith
Jarrad Smith (Gen Y)
Felt like speaking as if i was a n00b.
Notice the v v put together to make a w
You: h1
Stranger: hello
You: h0vv r U
Stranger: good asl?
You: 64 d0g und3r d4 s34!
You: y0u?
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 13/f
You: k
Stranger: so your really 64? lol
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Notice the v v put together to make a w
You: h1
Stranger: hello
You: h0vv r U
Stranger: good asl?
You: 64 d0g und3r d4 s34!
You: y0u?
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 13/f
You: k
Stranger: so your really 64? lol
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jdmscooter64
Bronze member
You: YO
You: wuzzumahnigguh?
Stranger: yo?
You: XD
Stranger: he?
Stranger: apaaan sih
Stranger: bahasa mana tuh? ga ngerti wkakaakk
Stranger:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yeah.
Stranger: tell me a secret
You: i ride scooters.
You: well thats not realy a secret...
You: but yeah.
You: hello
You: HELLO
You: HELLOOOO????
Stranger: hello
You: fuck you too.
You: nevermind
You: XD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I forgive you
You: =[]
Stranger: cool, I used to ride scooters
You: really?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: like those kid ones, not legit ones
You: lol
You: i ride them legit ;]
Stranger: very nice
You: lol but i live in oklahoma so theres only like 3 riders
You: got to go nightbye
You: wuzzumahnigguh?
Stranger: yo?
You: XD
Stranger: he?
Stranger: apaaan sih
Stranger: bahasa mana tuh? ga ngerti wkakaakk
Stranger:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yeah.
Stranger: tell me a secret
You: i ride scooters.
You: well thats not realy a secret...
You: but yeah.
You: hello
You: HELLO
You: HELLOOOO????
Stranger: hello
You: fuck you too.
You: nevermind
You: XD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I forgive you
You: =[]
Stranger: cool, I used to ride scooters
You: really?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: like those kid ones, not legit ones
You: lol
You: i ride them legit ;]
Stranger: very nice
You: lol but i live in oklahoma so theres only like 3 riders
You: got to go nightbye
Jake_H
Jake Mutha Fuckin Hershey
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: is this awkard for you?
Stranger: Titty fuck
Stranger: no cuz I just get high and talk to random ppl
You: yea me too
You: im rolling face
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I'm quaggin
You: your a duck?!
You have disconnected.
PS i do not roll face lol
You: is this awkard for you?
Stranger: Titty fuck
Stranger: no cuz I just get high and talk to random ppl
You: yea me too
You: im rolling face
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I'm quaggin
You: your a duck?!
You have disconnected.
PS i do not roll face lol
ahaha, i love doing this:
Stranger: horny guy lookin for a horny gurl 2 gt naughty wid
You: hello sexy
Stranger: asl
You: 21/f/USA
You: you?? x
Stranger: 20 guy england
You: mmm x
You: i like you x
Stranger: do now
Stranger: y dat
You: you sound like your attracticve x
Stranger: wel tell me wt u look like nd ill tell u bout me
You: tall/blonde/ 32 C
You: you?
Stranger: nt 2 tall brown hair blue eyes nd big rock hard cock
You: nice
You: you do realise im a boy?
Stranger: cunt
You: owned
Stranger: horny guy lookin for a horny gurl 2 gt naughty wid
You: hello sexy
Stranger: asl
You: 21/f/USA
You: you?? x
Stranger: 20 guy england
You: mmm x
You: i like you
xStranger: do now
Stranger: y dat
You: you sound like your attracticve x
Stranger: wel tell me wt u look like nd ill tell u bout me
You: tall/blonde/ 32 C
You: you?
Stranger: nt 2 tall brown hair blue eyes nd big rock hard cock
You: nice
You: you do realise im a boy?
Stranger: cunt
You: owned
Joe Hilditch
Member
Stranger: hey asl
You: nanananananana batman
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You: nanananananana batman
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not a great one, but i had fun. inspired by joes ^ haha
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: how could you do this to me
Stranger: Do what?
You: you know what!
Stranger: You are right
Stranger: m sorry
You: i wasnt talking to you!
You: im about to re-arrange your living room!
Stranger: okay
You: who wins? batman or superman?
Stranger: Batman
You: good! guess what i wouldve done if you said superman?
Stranger: No
You: asshole. im gonna tie you down and pull your hair out one strand at a time while i scream the batman theme tune at you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: how could you do this to me
Stranger: Do what?
You: you know what!
Stranger: You are right
Stranger: m sorry
You: i wasnt talking to you!
You: im about to re-arrange your living room!
Stranger: okay
You: who wins? batman or superman?
Stranger: Batman
You: good! guess what i wouldve done if you said superman?
Stranger: No
You: asshole. im gonna tie you down and pull your hair out one strand at a time while i scream the batman theme tune at you.
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ryanlovegays
Ryan Lovegays
invertscooters
Member
this made me die when i saw it i was on here a min ago and some jesus guy came in here is the convo
You: hi
Stranger: 24/male/usa Hi I'm a Christian studying to be a Evangelical Pastor and here to answer any questions you might have about God or Christianity. Only serious inquires please. Thanks
You: is god real
Stranger: Yes
You: is he boy or girl
Stranger: Neither. God has no gender.
You: has he touched a cat
Stranger: You are a troll.
You: hi
Stranger: 24/male/usa Hi I'm a Christian studying to be a Evangelical Pastor and here to answer any questions you might have about God or Christianity. Only serious inquires please. Thanks
You: is god real
Stranger: Yes
You: is he boy or girl
Stranger: Neither. God has no gender.
You: has he touched a cat
Stranger: You are a troll.
ADNpro
<b>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEVES</b>
Stranger: Hey guuuurl!!!
You: no guuuurl!!!
Stranger: why not?
You: you is a BISH!
Stranger: Oh no she di'unt!
You: oh yes you did!
Stranger: SSss-NAP!
You: cracka lacka
Stranger: chu bin warned!
You: chu bin laden
Stranger: That's just poor taste.
You: is you scared?
Stranger: I mean, making fun of black women is one thing, but making fun of an evil dictator....
You: fuck the dictator, get currency!
Stranger: fuck you, dick!
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You: no guuuurl!!!
Stranger: why not?
You: you is a BISH!
Stranger: Oh no she di'unt!
You: oh yes you did!
Stranger: SSss-NAP!
You: cracka lacka
Stranger: chu bin warned!
You: chu bin laden
Stranger: That's just poor taste.
You: is you scared?
Stranger: I mean, making fun of black women is one thing, but making fun of an evil dictator....
You: fuck the dictator, get currency!
Stranger: fuck you, dick!
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Radelaide scoot69
Member
Definatly omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: how are you going
You: hello?
Stranger: You there?
You: yeah I am. are you??
Stranger: Im going to eat you dick like kobiashi
You: what the fuck was that for? go eat someone elses dick you pedofile
You: 123456789
Stranger: k
You: I can count to 10! mummy is so proud!
Stranger: yay
You: Can you count to 10?
Stranger: Yup.
You: show me. I don't believe you
Stranger: 123456789 10
You: WOW! that means we can both count to 10! is your mummy proud?
Stranger: yup
You: yay. I learned that in kinda! last year.
Stranger: Lmao
You: something funny? they also tought us sound computer skills and internet abrevviations. Expensive schools FTW!
Stranger: Indeed.
You: are you in prep? like me?
You: Would you like to do this?
Stranger: yes, why not?
You: Ok, I am a dateline presenter, and I am in need of information from an anonimous participant.
Stranger: right
You: Do you think that dateline should be shown earlier in the day?
Stranger: buttttt
Stranger: I'm Brazilian
You: Ok. Do you think that dateline should be shown in brazil?
Stranger: i think so
You: ok, do you know which genre of television show dateline in?
You: *is, sorry
You: Thank you, that is all I need. I appreciate your time.
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: how are you going
You: hello?
Stranger: You there?
You: yeah I am. are you??
Stranger: Im going to eat you dick like kobiashi
You: what the fuck was that for? go eat someone elses dick you pedofile
You: 123456789
Stranger: k
You: I can count to 10! mummy is so proud!
Stranger: yay
You: Can you count to 10?
Stranger: Yup.
You: show me. I don't believe you
Stranger: 123456789 10
You: WOW! that means we can both count to 10! is your mummy proud?
Stranger: yup
You: yay. I learned that in kinda! last year.
Stranger: Lmao
You: something funny? they also tought us sound computer skills and internet abrevviations. Expensive schools FTW!
Stranger: Indeed.
You: are you in prep? like me?
You: Would you like to do this?
Stranger: yes, why not?
You: Ok, I am a dateline presenter, and I am in need of information from an anonimous participant.
Stranger: right
You: Do you think that dateline should be shown earlier in the day?
Stranger: buttttt
Stranger: I'm Brazilian
You: Ok. Do you think that dateline should be shown in brazil?
Stranger: i think so
You: ok, do you know which genre of television show dateline in?
You: *is, sorry
You: Thank you, that is all I need. I appreciate your time.
Jake_H
Jake Mutha Fuckin Hershey
You: gagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaa
You: gagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaa
You: gagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaa
You: gagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaa
You: gagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaa
You: gagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaa
Stranger: marhabba
You: gagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaa
Stranger: marhabba
Stranger: hakuna matata
You: im uncertain of that word
You: gagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaa
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You: gagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaa
You: gagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaa
You: gagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaa
You: gagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaa
You: gagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaa
Stranger: marhabba
You: gagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaa
Stranger: marhabba
Stranger: hakuna matata
You: im uncertain of that word
You: gagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaagagagagagaa
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aussiechriz
Member
lol
You: u ride scooters ?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: haha
Stranger: skateboard for me
Stranger: you?
You: i ride scooters
You: i cant backie
Stranger: aww ):
Stranger: poor kid
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You: u ride scooters ?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: haha
Stranger: skateboard for me
Stranger: you?
You: i ride scooters
You: i cant backie
Stranger: aww ):
Stranger: poor kid
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